by deseanj January 24, 2011
by Sam June 11, 2002
A log that has been carved to resemble a penis - male sex organ- in the pagan worship of Saturnalia (Now know as Christ's mass) - for the GOD of excess & fertility GOD YULE.
The log is set to burn for 7 day's of the celebration with sometimes human sacrifices in this food, drink & sex (Homo-sexual encounters allowed) orgy, on the darkest days of the year in the winter- The only day master becomes slave- slave becomes master.
The log is set to burn for 7 day's of the celebration with sometimes human sacrifices in this food, drink & sex (Homo-sexual encounters allowed) orgy, on the darkest days of the year in the winter- The only day master becomes slave- slave becomes master.
Peter asked "Is that a Yule log in your pocket- long, round, hard, & on fire...or are you just happy to see me or both..."
Dick said "Yes- would you like to worship it cause if I side it into your man holes...it will burn for 7day's- it wouldn't splinter and you better be clean cause I don't want the (Shit end) of the stick after..."
Dick said "Yes- would you like to worship it cause if I side it into your man holes...it will burn for 7day's- it wouldn't splinter and you better be clean cause I don't want the (Shit end) of the stick after..."
by Zuczerman December 21, 2011
when you stick a frozen poop in a freezer for 2 hours and take it out, wrap it in saran wrap and insert it into your ass.
hey eric the log is ready get the saran wrap and lube and rope so we can hold andy down and give him a log fucking
by solly86 September 22, 2008
1. I just dropped a Linkin Log, man, the toilet's backed up.
2. And then I gave her the Linkin Log, as she told me to go down on her.
2. And then I gave her the Linkin Log, as she told me to go down on her.
by LinkinBlogger October 24, 2014
When a man puts his penis between two other peinses, moving back and forth, then ejaculates, similar to titty fucking.
Last night my boyfriend had a friend come over. We had some drinks and decided to Linkin Log with each other. My boyfriend, Dillon and his friend Will, laid beside each other, erect, then I slid my penis between there's until I came.
by Jewlz&Woody July 15, 2020
the opposite of a sneaky shit just like a big ol plop plop boom boom down into the bowl just the loudest fattest shit you ever seen
'oi mate gonna take a shit brb'
'yea bet sneaky shit ?'
'nah mate anal log'
'fuck save some for me daddy'
'yea bet sneaky shit ?'
'nah mate anal log'
'fuck save some for me daddy'
by sneakyshitguzzler376 March 02, 2022