Licks Balls

Sucks in comparison.
Made famous from the Movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. They're standing outside a convenience store they don't like.
Jay: "This place licks balls compared to the Quik Stop."

Me: "Their church choir licks balls compared to ours."
My son: "Mom, that's not very Christian-like."
Me: "Um, OK. The Devil licks balls compared to God."
My son: "That's better."

by MadamexXx February 24, 2009

toad-lick

An insult, used by Beavis & Butthead.

What a toad-lick!

Shut up, toad-lick!

by WordFreak March 8, 2009

Lick The Floor

The chain reaction caused by B Rab licking the floor of his 11th grade Chemistry classroom

"Have you licked the floor yet?"
"Yes, I made out with Matt who made out with Alyssa who made out with Bobby who made out with Taylor who made out with B Rab who was the one to lick the floor."

by Pobjfk April 22, 2018

hit the lick/hit that lick

have sex, another way of saying lay the pipe etc. Typically said by males when referring to females. Origin: Twin Cities, Minnesota.

"I'm going to hit that lick tonight!"

by Trixie Ann Robinson November 14, 2004

bum lick

A general word that you use towards someone you hate or are mad at.

Guy: Gimme 50 cents so i can buy an ice cream.
You: STFU bum lick

by AnDrEw April 1, 2005

Good licks

An expression used mainly in the late 17th century to convey surprise, or other related emotions. Interchangeable with “way cool” in today's society.

Tom Sawyer: "What you got there?"
Huck Finn: "Dead cat."
Tom Sawyer: "Good licks, let me see!"

by theatre27 November 21, 2006

lick it bite it

To be exact it means to eat an apple that has been hollowed out to make a pipe for smoking ganja.

Jaq: "Budgie eat this"
Budgie: "WRONG!"
Dale: "Lick it BITE IT!"

by UKJuggalizzo October 10, 2005