When you find rioting people so you take the oldest man and the youngest girl to you trailer, make them lick up each others noses. Let them at it for 1 hour then extract the snot onto a riot shield and rub your uncle on the shield, creating snot on your uncles head. Freeze the kid then feed it to your uncle along with the man. Then release a pack of worms in his left foot.

Man I love walking around town doing the rioting nose lick

Rioting Nose Lick by The real gangster December 23, 2020

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ding dong lick

When you touch and lick a nipple(can be your own) and run away

yo let’s ding dong lick your moms house

ding dong lick by Dickchocolate June 5, 2021

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butt lick

A term used to describe a person who makes a lot of mistakes. A clumsy person. Also can refer to a feline that is so fat it cannot lick it's own ass.

Quit bumping into me you butt lick!

OR

Damn that's a huge cat. What a poor little butt lick.

butt lick by Robin January 6, 2004

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mayo lick

It's when you put mayo on your fingers, shove your fingers up your ass, and then proceed to lick it off.

The mayo john was eating didn't have a lot of flavor, so john decided to do a mayo lick.

mayo lick by freddy69 May 1, 2015

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