Noun: When someone parks their shopping cart on one side of a grocery store lane and stands on the opposite side to look for an item, completely blocking traffic in both directions.
by Dorkmuffin May 03, 2019
The result of Lane-Cucking, the act of driving in one lane to block another driver from accessing the same lane or the lane opposite, resulting in the other driver to miss their turn. Most commonly found on highway exits.
Passenger: "Why didn't you turn? That was our exit?
Driver: "I'm sorry, but I got Lane-Cucked by that prick in the Buick! They wouldn't budge!"
Driver: "I'm sorry, but I got Lane-Cucked by that prick in the Buick! They wouldn't budge!"
by Mental Crohn's April 28, 2019
The feeling you get having had an anal douche session, followed by an anal bleaching then lastly a fisting from a wart-handed, homeless, incest librarian assistant. It resembles the feeling of brutal felching with one's own extremely attractive step sister.
by Saganh January 12, 2014
by Turbo667 April 01, 2020
When a person "rides out" the lane but had the opportunity to merge before they come to the end of the lane. Then they cause everyone to slam there breaks to let them in!
When a person "rides out" the lane but had the opportunity to merge before they come to the end of the lane. Then they cause everyone to slam there breaks to let them in! "Lane Rider"
by alli2010 August 20, 2010
That thing where you put a starlight mint in your mouth and give oral sex so you can keep watching Hallmark Christmas movies all night long.
My jaw is sore. I took my husband to Peppermint Lane while I watched Christmas for Christmas on Hallmark channel.
by Fionna Schwab January 06, 2020
when a very aggressive driver continuously weaves in and out of traffic, despite making minimal forward progress
by Ryan_the_stupid_cashier April 23, 2018