Wonder Lake

White trash ghetto far flung suburb of Chicago, some new developments have been made to give new light, but be prepared to hear gunshots noises and loud ass cars flying down to the lake at 3am..

“Omg did that guy just steal the porta potty?”

“What are you freaking out about, this is just day in the life Wonder Lake”

by chiboy820 May 18, 2019

Lakers

The Greatest and most envied team in the league, consisting of:
Kobe Bryant - The next Jordan
Shaquille O'Neal - The Most Dominant Ever
Karl Malone - The least selfish player in the league (Antonym: T-Mac)

All the kings fan wish the Lakers were up in Sacramento.

by kobe4prez July 7, 2004

lakers

Best team ever put together.

1-2-3- skip a year- 4

The real MVP K-O-B-E

The lakers will win it all in 2004.

by NM III June 1, 2004

Salt Lake Shitty

When you cum inside someones poop

Oprah only has an orgasm when you give her a Salt Lake Shitty

by Shitlord August 1, 2009

Lake Worth

One of the biggest shithole cities in southern florida. either nothing but crackheads, trailer trash, ex-convicts or drug dealers. The scum of the earth, might as well be called Lake WorthLESS instead.

I have to go to lake worth and get my car fixed in the middle of the ghetto by a guy named Rusty who just got out of jail.

by MKpctv January 13, 2007

crystal lake

The "crunkest" city east of the mississippi. Home to the world famous Dole mansion, summer home of Bobby Banana. Originally the leader of ice exports to near-by Chicago, the quiet birthplace of some Styx members, has now swelled to a population of about 50 thousand. The govenment flawed, the school system is surprisingly above average, churning out State Pom titles like so many ice blocks of yesteryear. Having every chain store known to Illinois, the city has become quite the commercial hub for the Northwestern Chicagoland area. And in the process quietly annexing surrounding wealthy townships with all the ferocity of a hungry hungry hippo. The discoverer, Ziba Beardsley, was quoted as saying, "My parents have given me quite a terrible moniker," and "This lake is as clear as crystal"

Chip: "I heard Crystal Lake Pickling and Canning Company once owned a dilly of a pickle factory in the downtown district of our fair city"
Danny: "Yeah, they closed it down because your mom is such a bitch"
Chip: "good call by the chamber of commerce, they really are true Captains of Industry"
Danny: "Now only if they would do something about that hippie/mexican problem"
Chip: "Story of my life."
Danny: "lets go get stuck in traffic"
Chip: "thats easy to do, lets take any street at any time of the day"
Danny: "cute shoes, I love Crystal Lake"

by Ch!p July 24, 2008

vaginal laceration

The jagged tearing of tissue of the vagina to produce a deep, pussing, bleeding, ragged gash.

A klutzy girl named Liz was walking on he newly waxed floor with a knife in her hand. She was distracted by the lovely voice of her frinend Kacii. Lizabeth slipped and fell and as she did the knife stabbed into her vagina. Thus resulted in a vaginal laceration.

by Kacii-Ann August 15, 2006