A Luke Momento

when you do something very stupid and retarded

“Hey wanna buy some candy?”
“Nah i used all the money on Fortnite new season”
“THATS A LUKE MOMENTO!”

by Thatmonster8 June 11, 2021

Luke bock

The sexiest man alive can steal your girl in a heartbeat

Luke bock aka sexiest man alive

by Luke bock December 8, 2020

luke the alcoholic

Luke gets drunk and his best friend Dan smokes weed. He has two other friends Oscar and Sean. Oscar smokes (not weed) and Sean is trying to earn money by selling nooses. If you ever meet a Luke PLEASE get drunk with him you will probably wake up in a car with him that is crashed into a tree. He has two salad childs and a Cat bf called Jack.
wagwan piffting wats yer bbm pin

Luke the alcoholic- oi fam im hella drunk ill stab yo bitch
Dan- SHUT
UP
Luke the alcoholic- Ill slit open your knee caps
Dan- o shit
Luke the alcoholic- you're mom gay

Dan- no u

Sean- GOTOSLEEPYOUSKETSITSREALLYLATEANDITSASCHOOLNIGHT

by youremomasket911 May 15, 2018

Luke Cold

Its literally fucking barely cold liquid.

"Bruh this mocha is luke cold."

by BiggieCheeseJr. April 12, 2020

luke robinson

Luke Robinson is one of a dying breed he is a Rebel that fights for what is right no matter the odds , to create a Luke Robinson you need funny , flirty , bold , dirty minded , proud , southern , country and splash in a little crazy to start with. He is a good friend and a loyal boyfriend he voted for Trump and loves the south and everyone in it. Born in the south raised in the south and fights for the south. Luke Robinson will always have your back no matter what he will always be there to fight alongside you or simply be there when you need someone, Luke Robinson is part Cherokee and the rest is pure Confederate a noble and courageous breed is Luke Robinson. If you are lucky enough to have Luke Robinson as a friend you will be in for a lot of good times and know that he will always have your back as bold and daring as a guardian dragon.

What’s that clopping sound?

I bet you a dollar it’s Luke Robinson I know those boots anywhere

I’m afraid that I might get into some trouble with James he said he’d beat me up if I didn’t give him my jacket

Just go tell Luke Robinson you guys are friends he’ll take care of James

by Mr.HavelockRam March 30, 2019

Luke Nolan

Transformers and nothing else

Luke Nolan just blackmailed his dad for some Transformers

by anonymous May 17, 2022

Luke Danes

Character in Gilmore Girls by Amy Sherman-Palladino. Luke is a grumpy but loveable diner owner in fictional town Stars Hollow, Connecticut, know for his distinctive flannel shorts and blue backwards baseball cap. Over the seven series, Luke has a will-they-won’t-they relationship with Lorelai Gilmore. He is played by Scott Gordon Patterson.

“Who do you think Lorelai should have ended up with?”
“Luke Danes! He was her soulmate.”

by gilmoregirlsfanatic June 5, 2021