Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.
Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once
by penisshakes October 09, 2024
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Presland logic

A way of thinking that defies common sense and logic. Frankly, it’s farcical and yet it still manages to achieve the required result!
Don’t worry, I used Presland logic!
by KaliScar February 16, 2021
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Conservative logic

The type of mental gymnastics required to justify conservative viewpoints. Notable for being both radical and illogical, conservative logic has the rare quality of being both an oxymoron and unintentionally ironic.
"Conservative logic makes the point that modern policing proves evolution can't be true; otherwise, African Americans would be bulletproof by now."
by Dudge September 23, 2022
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Chameleon Logic

Chameleon logic means the ability to adapt to changing conditions or circumstances. It is often used to describe the ability of an algorithm to adapt, learn, and adjust its behavior to achieve a desired outcome.
Chameleon Logic is a type of artificial intelligence (AI) that uses a combination of algorithms and data to rapidly adapt to changing conditions.
by ChamLogic February 03, 2023
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Alex Logic

Lacking sense or sound reasoning. Usually seen in very small children or those named Alex.
The belief of being victorious in the event cash back is received from paying a speeding fine.

Alex: "I win because I received £0.50 back from my £100 fine"

Everyone else: "Alex Logic"
by Alex Logic August 23, 2021
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Feign Logic

When one says something long and complicated that isn't necessarily true to get a person to agree with you.
Boss: Did you steal office supplies from the office?
Jeff: Of course not! Why would I do that? I have a small investment in the company that supplies the advertising for the office supply companies so if I stole supplies from the office I would be stealing money from myself
Boss:...ok...get back to work
Jeff: It's a good thing I'm can Feign Logic real well (says Jeff as he sneaks more pens into his bag)
by StirlingPlexico June 10, 2010
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