kyle

is a very kind and handsome man, but usually falls in love with people with the first letter T and has lots of friends

look at kyle, he's always talking to t______

by babans April 26, 2019

Kyle

A wannabe or real skater boi who wears beanies and lives off of Monster and Taco Bell. They sometimes contract ligma, sugma, fugma, AND bofa. They also COMPLETELY OBLITERATE any sort of drywall and or someone who has spilled their Monster.

Nobody:
Kyle: "Keep your friends close, but your drywall closer."

by CertifiedWeebTrash July 21, 2019

Kyle

Tall, skinny, stupid. Holds his phone too close to his face. Doesn't do work. Didn't or won't go to collage, and has lots of warts. If u know a guy named Kyle, stay away unless you want to have warts. Also addicted to people named Jack, and want to live with them. STAY AWAY!!!

"Whats that nasty smell?"
"Oh it's just Kyle!"

by Fatboy6969 October 1, 2019

Kyle

a hoe

kyle is a dirty hoe

by Bugggie October 2, 2019

Kyle Mirren

Kyle Mirren is an annoying Little fat faggot boy, who is usually seen following a Gary.

They're loud, and obnoxious and are overall Pricks. (And they take up a spot in Cyber security that could be going to Jack.)

Person 1 : Hey dude you Wanna go beat up that guy? He's a total Kyle Mirren.
Person 2: nah dude he's following a Gary around.

Dude look at that faggot over there! He's such a Kyle Mirren.

by Cute gamer girl November 18, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a HOMELESS GAY ASS BITCH he wants males to shows him their dicks note to mind this is kyle's parents biggest,gravest mistake oh wait he doesn't have any.HE WAS BORN FROM A TRASH CAN.

dude yesterday a gay ass bitch name kyle made me show him my dick.

by Bitch I am fabulous December 9, 2019

Kyle

A batty man who has a white van and fingers little children in his spare time.

I saw Kyle looking at kids yesterday

by Funniest guy on the planet November 11, 2019