Kim Jong Un

Psychopathic WMD wielding rich jetpack-midget, obsessed with power and major control freak. Probably had daddy issues.

Run, It's Kim Jong Un and he has a Nuke-launching minigun!

by Dr. Yolo July 21, 2014

Kim Jong-il

The brother of Mental Li-il

hihihi, Kim Jong-il , mental li-il, thats so funny

by elactura123 March 13, 2009

kim jong un

a crack ho

trumps a kim jong un

by sebyneby / albino rhino October 10, 2019

kim hyun joong

SEXIEST BEAST ALIVE

sexy voice
sexy hair
sexy body
sexy smile
sexy EVERYTHING
non human
....
and oh yeah he is a EXTREMELY talented korean singer/ actor
that about sums him up XD

I wanna kiss kiss....i need your kiss kiss

kim hyun joong

by kpop fan October 22, 2011

Kim Jong Tune

A song so lit the masses submit to it unconditionally. Individuals of all music tastes have no choice but to adore its fat, wobbling rhythms. To criticise a Kim Jong Tune is a serious cultural heresy.

That fire drops like a nuclear bomb.

Back in the summer of 2015 I told people I didn’t like “Lean On”. The ensuing social ostracism I endured helped me understand that the song was in fact a Kim Jong Tune.

by daltonjfk September 23, 2019

jin young kim

A super slick North Korean man. He usually is best friends with Clinton, however, he won't give you a Clinton. Is subscribed to Vishdafish MC.

Person A: You see the Jin Young Kim?
Person B: Oh yeah, I wish I was just like him!

by jerfo October 30, 2015

Woobiehn Theodore Kim

Professional model, voted Time Magazine's sexiest man of the year for three years in a row, 2005, 2006, and 2007. He is most know for the invention of the teddy bear, based off a self-portrait taken in 1996. Competes in professional beauty pageants and has won 17 to date. This is mainly due to his extreme facial expressions and his trademark speedo, which he orders one size to small to show off his junk. He is Asian.

Man, I wish i was as sexy as Woobiehn Theodore Kim!

by Smith, D. March 17, 2008