Psychopathic WMD wielding rich jetpack-midget, obsessed with power and major control freak. Probably had daddy issues.
by Dr. Yolo July 21, 2014
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SEXIEST BEAST ALIVE
sexy voice
sexy hair
sexy body
sexy smile
sexy EVERYTHING
non human
....
and oh yeah he is a EXTREMELY talented korean singer/ actor
that about sums him up XD
sexy voice
sexy hair
sexy body
sexy smile
sexy EVERYTHING
non human
....
and oh yeah he is a EXTREMELY talented korean singer/ actor
that about sums him up XD
by kpop fan October 22, 2011
Get the kim hyun joong mug.The best rapper in the world. He teaches geo and is very handsome sometimes he even plays a rap video for his class. He is loving, caring and very hot you should never let him go once you have him. He is very wise and very compassionate. He is often confused for a student while walking. A bit of a hunch on his back but otherwise is the best looking man you'll ever see. He can rap, beatbox and even sing perfectly
Y/N: Omg its mr kim
Aiden: i know hes just so good looking
Y/N: not gonna lie that's kind of sus
Aiden: Have you heard him rap yet
Y/N: no
Aiden: once you do you'll wanna be in between his bumcheeks
Aiden: SImon saenal kim is so dreamy
Aiden: i know hes just so good looking
Y/N: not gonna lie that's kind of sus
Aiden: Have you heard him rap yet
Y/N: no
Aiden: once you do you'll wanna be in between his bumcheeks
Aiden: SImon saenal kim is so dreamy
by MrKImsbodypillow December 8, 2021
Get the Simon saenal kim mug.Professional model, voted Time Magazine's sexiest man of the year for three years in a row, 2005, 2006, and 2007. He is most know for the invention of the teddy bear, based off a self-portrait taken in 1996. Competes in professional beauty pageants and has won 17 to date. This is mainly due to his extreme facial expressions and his trademark speedo, which he orders one size to small to show off his junk. He is Asian.
by Smith, D. March 17, 2008
Get the Woobiehn Theodore Kim mug.A song so lit the masses submit to it unconditionally. Individuals of all music tastes have no choice but to adore its fat, wobbling rhythms. To criticise a Kim Jong Tune is a serious cultural heresy.
That fire drops like a nuclear bomb.
That fire drops like a nuclear bomb.
Back in the summer of 2015 I told people I didn’t like “Lean On”. The ensuing social ostracism I endured helped me understand that the song was in fact a Kim Jong Tune.
by daltonjfk September 23, 2019
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