by AlbertEinsteinIsGood November 02, 2020
Pro-golfer, remade under armor into a nice posh brand. Instead of just hunting country people. His historic 2015 season can be compared to tiger woods early 2000. His 2015 year shattered earning records. One of the best mid range putting in history; however, messed up his game chasing more yards off the tee. Shame.
by Longbomer February 18, 2017
by Onikaqueenofrap April 03, 2021
Joshua Jordan has evolved from a chicken. He is constantly talking about chicken and eating chicken. He also plays Fortnite a lot.
DON’T FORGET USE CODE:JORDANO-ODZU in the Fortnite Item Shop
DON’T FORGET USE CODE:JORDANO-ODZU in the Fortnite Item Shop
by Man like Humphrey May 24, 2019
by User-wuaz73o2vs2 March 30, 2021
Quite possible the most the attractive guy you'll ever see. Coming in at an astounding 7'8, 365kg PURE MUSCLE he is the ideal man for any woman worthy of his time. You can usually find Mr. Cook doing pushups in his private gym located within his $15,000,000 mansion, or cruising around his one of his many Lamborghini's located in his 40 car garage.
by CookieIsMine March 16, 2019
A friendly jew who is often nervous and has an insatiable appetite for porn. He regularly will be found in a suit and is in the process of taking over american banking.
by goodbuddy September 08, 2010