New Jersey Shuffle

When you’re taking a nasty shit and have to throw up at the same time, the ensuing scramble around the toilet is referred to as the “New Jersey Shuffle”. The act requires one to dismount the toilet without flushing to throw up while looking at one's own shit. The name comes from the fact that this act is almost as nasty as the state of New Jersey.

Guys I just pulled a New Jersey Shuffle but I dont think I'm hung over anymore.

by Phantom crapper December 5, 2009

Smitty Werben Man Jensen

Number 1! That guy in that one spongebob episode that has the retarded hat.

Whoa! You look like Smitty Werben Man Jensen

by n00b is my name July 8, 2006

Jersey Whore

A girl from the state of New Jersey who is a whore.

That girl was such a Jersey Whore.

by You make me miserble June 17, 2008

Jensen

A guy who is really into computer games and loves CSGO

That dude is such a Jensen

by Tass1 July 23, 2017

New Jersey Train Wreck

A situation that occurs when I group of guys get together to gang-bang a girl, but the girl leaves right as the event is starting. The guys then end up fucking each other instead.

Me and my boys were going to run train on this bitch, but she bolted and we ended up in a New Jersey train wreck.

by Lumberjack80 November 3, 2007

Jesse Jamesed

When your hot wife is away, or you are unable to have sex for a while, you stoop down too far and have sex with someone(thing) completely odd to make up for lost time.

Brandon served a 6 month prison term and to clean the violent butt sex from his memory, he quickly Jesse Jamesed it with the first tatted up crack whore he could find.

by bb butt fantasy March 19, 2010

Jersey Floor

When a floor is so overcrowded with trash that it almost resembles the Jersey Shore.

Mom- Billy, go clean your room. It looks like a Jersey Floor.
Billy- That was Harsh, mom.

by La Araña Discoteca June 4, 2011