Jeff Goldblum

A highly underrated actor most commonly known for his role in Jurassic Park who loves to watch people take a shit as this is his number one kink and considers it his "chaos theory".

Jeff Goldblum: Oh my heavenly spirit. I found a pile of dog defecate on my lawn!

Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!

by Mighty Raccoon November 19, 2017

Jeffer

A term widely used to replace the derogatory term "nigger" or "nigga"

That jeffer can throw a punch.

by Pfvswhowie June 25, 2014

Nigga Child Jeffrey

A fine concoction of malt liquor (cheapest preferably) combined with maple syrup

"oh shit, what's that thicka liqua' you drankin?"

"be dat nigga child jeffrey dad"

by mundietrains October 9, 2008

Jeff Mitton

So good in bed :p funny, sexy, no one can satisfy a girl better then him :) no doubt. Tall and muscular, loves sports, normally a big partier.

Jeff Mitton "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE"

by ghitigjtijh January 5, 2011

Jeffia

A nick name when young. As a grown man he is strong minded, stubborn, Independent, an amazing lover, keeps you wanting more. Amazing father. Wonderful friend. Loyal. He has that whole bad boy thing going on that girls love. He has this way of pushing the edge and knowing just how far to push. Romantic, and trustworthy.

"Jeffia did it"

by lucky enough April 9, 2009

Jefferson Von Gutenberg

A nickel bag that was lost near the cemetery with the escalators.

Oh no, i threw Jefferson Von gutenberg under the car when the cops came.

by DJPyro December 20, 2009

Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination

Abiding by standard double elimination rules until the final round of the tournament, in which it favors you to win, completely disregarding the fact that you lost the first game.

Dude, aren't we playing the tiebreaker? Nah, you forgot to account for Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination.

Sir, I got an A on my first test and a C on my second. You're telling me I can't take my third test and you're giving me C? Professor: I'm sorry, but you forgot to factor in Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination.

by Mattbat September 25, 2010