January 27

National eat that pussy day .
Give your crush,a friend, or a random female some head.

"Hey alicia u want some head, its january 27."
"Sure u cane lick my pussy"

by Ovvar October 19, 2019

January 31st

A nigga born on this day finna kill you in yo sleep; this nigga finna kill you and eat yo dead body

“Damn, that nigga joe born on January 31st, stay the fuck away from that nigga!”

by Rusty-Chicken October 16, 2019

January 13

Jan the 13th is Me Me day where everyone pronouces meme as me me. Me Me is seen as the n-word of the meme community. The only people who say this derogatory term are normies and boomers.

Me mer: Hey man look at funny me me!
*shows phone
Friend: um...ok why did you say meme that way.
Me mer: tis the January 13

by Jesus is Gaysus October 19, 2019

january 21

national have a movie date at home with your bf/gf day. cuddle on the couch and eat some popcorn :)

hay baby is january 21st come over and watch a movie with me while we eat popcorn and cuddle

by i’m the dumb one of the group January 21, 2022

January 28

It’s National HOGWARTS day!!!!! Wear your Hogwarts house color all day long!!!!

Kid: Why are you wearing all green?
Me: Because it’s January 28!
Kid: What about it?
Me: It’s national wear your Hogwarts house color!!!!❤️💚💙💛

by Slagle Bagel January 28, 2021

January 9th

These people are some of the best you will ever meet. They are hard workers, loving, sarcastic, kind, food sense of humor, and loyal to the core. They love inside jokes and usually are very artistic AND attractive. They are extremly determined and very successful. They love self care and fooooood. Most of the time of you ask them for a fun fact abt themselves, they'll say they were born the day after Elvis, which is pretty cool.

Keep in mind to not get on the bad side of a January 9th bby. They can beat you up and WILL kill you with kindness. Unless its a loved one they have no guilt or regret for there actions, and they KNOW how to use their words against you.

But if you ever find one of these precious people, keep them forever...and stay on there good side.

"Look there's Kaite!! She so kind and funny, did you know she was born on January 9th!!"

by anonymous November 3, 2020

January 27

You have to do what your girlfriend says

Girl- you have to do what I say
Boy- what, why

Girl- cause it’s January 27
Boy- ohhhh

by Red stockman January 26, 2022