andre jordan

a hamster in the woods that does nothing but stare into empty space while dreaming about other male hamsters.

andre jordan, also named "dre".

by enquious October 18, 2011

My Jordan

A word who replaces the nword, if you use this, u’re automatically racist.

Ayee what’s up my Jordan 😐

by Onikaqueenofrap April 3, 2021

Spike Jordan

(Noun) A drink (preferably soda) that's mixed with more achohol than the drink itself.

I asked for a little achohol and I got a Spike Jordan.

by BHYT March 17, 2016

jordan wrigley

A sex demon hibernates 11/12 months and comes out in July to fuck bitches

You could call him a real jordan wrigley

by User-wuaz73o2vs2 March 29, 2021

Jordan Cotton

A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.

Yo I woke up in the middle of the night to Jordan Cotton moaning.

by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019

Jordan Simon

A friendly jew who is often nervous and has an insatiable appetite for porn. He regularly will be found in a suit and is in the process of taking over american banking.

wheres jordan simon? hes in his room masterbating

by goodbuddy September 8, 2010

jordan cox

The most amazingly sexy, strong, moral, ingenious man that will put any other male species to shame, with his intellect AND extremely pleasing genetalia.

She is high on Jordan Cox.

by Coxlover February 6, 2018