Ear penetrate

The sexual act of a male inserting his micro penis into a woman's ear hole because that's the only way they will be able to feel it going in.

Oh no! The Viagra doesn't work, well looks like I'm going to have to ear penetrate a stranger.

by hairy black male June 20, 2019

Pod Ear

Terrible pain or redness in ear after having iPod earbuds in for too long.

After listening to half my iTunes Library I had a bad case of Pod Ear

by Elijah Powell February 25, 2008

Ear Rape

My friend on Xbox Chimneytooth152

Someone who ear rapes alot

by WeAllWannaDie June 11, 2018

ear terrorism

When something annoying seeks to invade your sanity such as an announcer who repeats a phone # four times, a dog barking all day or listening to Greta Van Susterin.

Whatever it is that seeks to seriously aggravate your hearing or listening.

Jon: I can't stand listening to those commercials on the Buffalo radio. The announcer thinks were dumb by repeating the phone # like 10 times over
Jan: Bloody ear terrorism !

by Byron Whiteson II August 24, 2009

Bitch Ear

When someone says something to you and you automatically hear it in some negative way. Usually effects females most often.

Girl 1: "Did you just hear what that bitch just said to me? "

Girl 2: " All she said was'nice shoes.' I think you have a bad case of bitch ear. "

by dark sohma February 5, 2015

Ear CNC

Like ear rape, but it's CNC, so you like it.

Music with loud, harsh noises that make the music sound badass
Ex: Death Grips, Jasiah, jpegmafia

Ear CNC is like ear rape but good

by The_Atheist_Meme_Lord September 14, 2022

Disney ears

Similar to virgin ears, a phrase that suggests that the speaker is innocent and not used to hearing profanity or sexual references. Reflects Disney's notoriety for having excessively clean language and content in their films.

"Man, that hoebag is such a bitch!"
"Excuse me, I have Disney ears!"
"Sorry."

by Lauraptor March 22, 2010