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Extraphysical Aliens Theory

The extraphysical aliens theory, also referred as extraphysical alien theory, is an extraphysicalist theory that supports that majority of the extraterrestrial intelligent life forms have evolved to the extraphysical level and it's almost or literally impossible to detect them by the conventional physical detectors and radars, where they can appear or dissapear whatever they want but humans can barely detect them, supporting that almost all or literally all extraterrestrial intelligent civilizations have evolved to the extraphysical level as consequence to keep their existence and still interact with the physical level when necessary or when they want. Extraphysical alien theory uses of concepts of extraphysicalism and of extraphysical mechanics as well to explain its theory well.
"The extraphysical aliens theory might be really useful to justify why we cannot detect aliens at all and even explain a lot about ufo contacts, starseeds and all else related to extraterrestrial intelligence and what would be necessary for we detect and contact objectively extraphysical intelligence."
by Full Monteirism April 16, 2021
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Laser Tag Theory

The Laser Tag Theory is something that you have high expectations on a particular thing or activity. But when it comes to fulfilling that thing and/or activity, it is very underwhelming.
Dude i finally went to play a game of Dodge ball with Josh.

Oh damn about time! How was it?

I mean, it was cool. Honestly it could've been a little better.

Shit man, That's the laser tag theory for you
by Hellpablo June 15, 2020
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Bumblebee-Glass Theory

You cannot directly compare general quality between two shows or movies that are of vastly different genres. No reasonable person would make a direct comparison between The Mummy and Shindler's List. There must be similarities in the goals or genres of the films.

The name derives from an argument between three individuals in which one stated that the general quality of "Bumblebee" and "Glass" cannot be directly compared.
"Bumblebee was so much better than glass."
"Dude, they are completely different movies, I shall invoke the bumblebee-glass theory."
by Feegtionary March 27, 2021
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Syrian Loophole Theory

As being gay is illegal in Syria, by saying the phrase 'no homo' it makes gay sex perfectly fine. Thus allowing the homies to have a bonding session without punishment
Chris: "Hey Darren, the cops are here. What do we do?"
Darren: "Don't worry Chris, just say no homo which will allow us to keep commiting the big gay sex due to the Syrian Loophole Theory"
by IFatalRaiderI December 30, 2020
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Dead Tooth Theory

In a competition, there are two clear favorites and then some other garbage. One of the favorites has to take a loss. When this happens, the other competitors cannot be moved ahead of the loser simply because of the loss. See example for correct application of said theory.
Per Colin Cowherd:
I would still rank Alabama and LSU 1 and 2 after this weekend if the game is close. Just because one of these teams has to take a loss doesn’t mean that the other undefeated teams out there are suddenly better. It’s like a beauty contest where there are two clear favorites and another girl has a dead tooth. The results are announced and one hot girl edges the other. Does that mean that you drop the loser below the girl with the DEAD TOOTH?!?!?! NO!!! And Oklahoma State, Boise State, and Oregon all have a dead tooth. It’s the Dead Tooth Theory.
by THE_HERD November 4, 2011
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Infinite Amogus Theory

We are in an infinite loop of existential dread and anger. Once one among us disappears another one takes its place. We are all sus and imposter at the end of the day. This is the groundhogs' day of society. As this loop continues we will all infinitely suffer and go towards eternal damnation. At the end of the day, it's all about the friends we made along the way, as it's the only way we can drown out our sorrows and pain. Amogus will always be there, or else u will be square...
We are all eternally trapped in the infinite amogus theory destined to suffer.
by Haxor48 March 3, 2021
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Elffy’s duty theory

Plenty of unusual theories about the Year end wet season, also responsible for altering forecasts dramatically, to the idea that 5G transmitters that are behind the cause of climate fluctuations. There’s been no shortage of hard-to-believe ideas.

It's clear that if anyone took this idea seriously, it would be very dangerous to public health; fortunately, I don't think anyone does. Unfortunately, “Elffy’s duty” is a known fact to a group in Singapore called Ton Complete Group(TCG), occurs only every 2 days of Elffy’s(member of TCG) rota shift duty.
“Elffy tomorrow you duty ah? Confirm rain one ah”

“The rain fucking heavy sia here at Banyan”

“I think the the weather tomorrow like Elffy duty sia”

“ Elffy’s duty theory is a fact now”
by anonymous September 25, 2020
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