idiot magnet

My blonde hair, blue eyes and banging body always ends up attracting idiots.

Time to wear a hoodie, I just need to cover my idiot magnet!

by NAL December 1, 2013

American Idiot

An American who waves american flags, supports George W. Bush, and is proud to be part of the rich populace. Most people who are rich and upper middleclass, part of the more politically influenced churches and religions, and are against those who are Anti-war, pro-choice, feminist, and other liberals who "corrupt" America's moral and social soil especially in the Bible Belt. Tends to be socially, philosophically, and educationally uneducated in other words as they deal with anarchists (especially those who side with anarcho-syndicalism and anarcho-communism)and other liberals/radicals who are opposed to the State's ideas especially about War, Enviromentalism, and other ideas that impact America and other nations. Also the slave to American corporatism.

1. There are so many American Idiots in Missouri! God, there is even one living right next to me!

by Sasquatch_Rebel May 5, 2008

stupid idiot

Caylie

Do you know Caylie? She’s a stupid idiot.

by ellaahaclowning November 16, 2019

Idiot Mitten

(noun) Someone who is extremely stupid and forgetful.

Refers to ancient practice of attatching two mittens to a long string and then placing each through opposite sleeves on your coat so that when you remove the mittens you do not lose them.

Wife: "Happy anniversary honey!"

Husband: "Oh, that's right, today is our anniversary"

Wife: "Idiot mitten!"

by Master N May 16, 2006

Idiot poop

What edgy 4 year olds say when they wanna call you a bad word but their parents don't let them.

Me: Yo look at this kids sketchers
Kid: Shut up you idiot poop!
Me: Ya'll can't cuss?

by anonymous November 30, 2017

raging idiot

a band started and led by Bobby Bones of Bobby Bones Show fame, currently practicing for a huge gig

the raging idiots are idiots who rage

by dizliz70 August 11, 2008

american idiot

first of all:that album has about 35% good songs on it...
second:the album that was made for people that say they are "skata's" and people who say they are punk.....

to taylor and all: that wasnt the only album they made you dildo's....

a year ago....

mackenzie:what are you listening to?
me:green day
mackenzie:ooo...what cd?
me:dookie...:)
mackenzie: DOOKIE?!?!?HAHAHAHAHAA THATS RETARD MUSIC.they suck!!


1 year later....

me:hey mackenzie what are you listening to?
mackenize:boulevard of broken dreams
me:*shudders* o do you like any of their other cds?
mackenzie:ehhh i think it starts with a.....d?
me:dookie?
mackenzie:YEAH!!!!ITS AWESOME!!


enough said

by britt March 7, 2005