human ruler

When you use your body to measure something,be it your entire body or just parts of it.

Men tend to use their penises as human rulers.

Chris knew each of his feet was exactly twelve inches,so instead of using a tape-measure to measure the wall,he walked next to the wall putting one foot next to the other.

Jack used his 12-incher to measure the ruler and make sure it was exactly 12 inches.

Arwin knew most markers are 6 inches because the were the same size as his dick.

I had trouble writing examples for this definition,so I used my three-inch long middle fingers and found out the average business card is about 3.25 by 2 inches.

by My social security number is.. July 18, 2012

human centipierre

Much like the dark and fictitious "human centipede," it is a series of joined bodies. Rather than being connected mouth-to-anus, subjects are connected by genitalia. For men, this involves anally penetrating the individual in front of them and simultaneously being penetrated from behind (much like the infamous "Lucky Pierre"). Women may participate but must utilize a strap-on dildo or another instrument capable of penetration. Rather than being limited to a chain of three sexual partners, the centipierre is one composed of at least four but can stretch infinitely so long as the chain is not broken.

Anne: Hey, my car is in the shop. Think you can give me a lift to work tonight?

Paul: I'm not going to work. A buddy of mine is having a party.

Anne: You're blowing off work for a party?

Paul: Not just any party. We're making a human centipierre.

Anne: Oh, word? Screw work, what time are we getting there?

Paul: We?

Anne: Did I stutter?

by RubberBunzNLiquor February 9, 2012

Human Weapon

Someone who knows Over 9000 different ways to kill you.

Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Kevin Lum, Bruce Willis are some of world's most well renowned Human Weapons.

by Supermandroid17 August 30, 2012

human luggage

when you put a midget on roller skates, have him wear all your clothes, and pull him around the airport with you.

I almost missed my flight because my human luggage had to take a leak.

by DarkMist March 2, 2011

Human Centipede

Morphed from the film and interpreted into a realisation. A term used to describe suck ass management structures and what you have to do other than put the kneepads on and suck cock to suck-seed, or bend over a barrel and get fucked up the ass and expecte to suck the shit dick afterwards.

That fuck tard is now paid on higher wages for a that management position that wasn’t advertised. Doesn't he realise he’s now on the ass end of that Human Centipede.

by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020

L human

a L human is someone that is psycho and uses another someone for their advantage. Someone that cheats and lies.

she used him for prom she’s a L human.

by really tried bru May 14, 2022

Human Cockroach

Any person who can survive unimaginable amounts of trauma (inflicted by others, and self inflicted). In other words, a total badass. The human cockroach can survive in the harshest of environments, just like the cockroach insect.

-side note, the Human Cockroach may have an obsession with cockroaches. Either because those bugs are his spirit animal, or because cockroach has the word cock in it. Yep, he’s into cock and roaches...

Guy A. “Who’s that weird looking dude?”

Guy B. “Oh, thats Jeff, hes a human cockroach, the guy has been in so many car crashes, I’m surprised he’s still alive. Also, he loves cock and roaches!”

Guy A. Well... to each his own I guess..., what a weirdo...”

by st31n3r December 17, 2021