Russian Handshake

v. -To greet someone with a deathgrip to the crotch.

Guy: Whats...UP!!
Pansey: OMG OWWWWW D00000D WTF UGGGGGGH YOU GAYYY ow....
Guy: Nah, Russian Handshake. No babies for you.

by Nadergrinder January 31, 2008

A sweet boy who luvs you forever and is smart and handsome and he is sweet OMGGG <3

Bob he is so CUTTEEEEEE

HE IS SO CUTE ✨✨✨✨✨UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU✨✨✨✨✨

A sweet boy who luvs you forever and is smart and handsome and he is sweet OMGGG <3

by Stupid Af July 4, 2021

Octopus Hands

A man or woman who has the insistent need to put their univited hands on another persons body whether it be at a club or at the movies on a first date. Keep your hands to yourself!

Lisa decided to help Johnathan with his homework one night and while they are sitting in her dorm room, he decides to place his octopus hands on her knee and proceed to slide up, while the other hand wraps around her shoulders....

by Carmen Brown21 February 24, 2010

TSA Handshake

When a TSA agent gropes, feels, and/or cups the breasts or genital region in an inappropriate manner when searching you while going through airport security.

When I flew out of O'hare yesterday I got the worst TSA handshake during my pat down.

by Airborne traveler November 24, 2010

Hammer Hands

1. One who breaks absolutely everything he touches
2. Lil Johnner (JCNem)

Christ hammerhands, you break everything in my apartment

by HumBabe March 6, 2005

clay hands

When a girl masturbates during her period, gets it all over her hands, then lets it dry up (giving the apperance of red clay).

Yo, Andrew's cousin had the nastiest clay hands the other day, that chick has a real heavy flow.

by Shes deec April 6, 2008

handspring

A handspring is an acrobatic move in which a person executes a complete revolution of the body by lunging headfirst from an upright position into a handstand and then pushing off from the floor with the hands so as to leap back to an upright position.
Handsprings are performed in various physical activities, including acro dance, cheerleading and gymnastics.
The direction of body rotation in a handspring may be either forward or backward, resulting in a front handspring or back handspring (also known by flip-flop), respectively.

1. In StarTrek TOS, Chapter The Apple
Dr. McCoy gave Mr. Spock "enough Masiform D to make the whole crew turn handsprings".

2. I love when the cheerleader turn handsprings, 'cause I try to see her panties.

by Kazimir March 11, 2012