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cum glove

When you get semen all over your hands after ejaculating on them, leaving a sticky glove-like casing on your hand and requiring cleanup.
I didn't have anywhere to blow my load, so I shot it into my free hand. I need to wash my cum glove off.
by bergzenerpro July 25, 2007
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Government

A group of people organized or de- organized (as in the case of anarchy).

Popular Form of govenments:

Communism- all people's needs are supplied by a strong central government. Everybody is working for the greater good. Its flaws are the most basic of them all. You have no freedom to excel at life and will always be under the rule of the government. etc.

Monarchy- all people are under a king/queen/etc. This would work very nicely but it all depends on the ruler at that time. If they oppresse the people or help the people.

Democracy- You all know what that is and in modern society it is easy to spot the flaws once again it usually ends with a struggle for power between the political parties but out of all of them. This is the closest to "free society".

Anarchy- there is NO CENTRAL GOVERNMENT. I classify this as a government because it works for the commen goal of equality. This is easily the most flawed due to human nature, ignorance, greed and all vices of humans. But beleiving in no government qquals a government. It controdicts it self and creates a pandorax.

In order of most likely working in modern society are:

1. - There is No Perfect Government as of yet.
2. Democracy
3. Communism
4. Monarchy
5. Anarchy
6. Tolitarinism (You have no rights, in this form of government)
Think of it this way --- "All known governments should have its flaws. The piont of humans on this earth is to figure out which one works best"
by ThE PoLaCk SnIpEr April 20, 2009
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Grover

A skinny guy with a noticeable Buddha belly;

A male body resembling the fuzzy Sesame Steet character
"Dude, what yo momma feeds you? You're looking like Grover"
by santos b July 16, 2008
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Port Neches Groves

A town with white ass preppy rich kids that only care about themselves, smoke pot cuz they think it’s cool, vape in the school bathroom, say “I’m gunna kill my self” everyday, and spreading rumors cuz they have nothing better to do with their lives other than football. A town where they separated the rich from the poor, the preps from the others. Almost everyone doesn’t have a dad and/or mom in that town. Everyone is probably gunna die from all the plants surrounding the entire town.
“Omg, Port Neches Groves makes me wanna kill myself
by Fiber one protein bar February 2, 2018
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A high school located in Petersburg, Virginia. Also known as 'ARGS'.
Hey Bill, did you apply to ARGS?

Yes Steve, I got in that fine educational establishment.

Congrats Bill!

Why, thank you Steve.
by KURPLE April 19, 2005
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Canadian Government

A horrible, inefficient, man-made entity that is effectively destroying everything we hold dear and our proud of in Canada. Everyday they are inching towards a police state. In a sense they are a gang of thugs with guns stealing money at an unprecedented rate, and then pissing it away and giving it to losers. It is foolish to ask them for protection or trust them with anything you want to keep in your procession.
Q: Why the hell is my pay cheque so small?
A: The Canadian Government took 50% of it, without your consent.
by Matt_vn May 4, 2006
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gravedigger

a female usually between the ages of 18-26 who marry elderly men in exchange for a large inheritance.
Ex: Anna Nicole Smith's such a gravedigger, she probably showed him one of her huge knockers and he had a heart attack and died!
by raquel.w April 19, 2006
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