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Government

Just another company with an military behind it. A pest that drains the blood of hard working citizens. An addiction to the poor and a excuse to make us dumb, using us for greed. We the people should limit them, not the opposite.
That government already has you thinking we have freedom. Try not losing a job with freedom of speech.
by AlwaysSecondBest October 18, 2018
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"The Government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently" - Ron Swanson
by Ya Boi Steve March 25, 2019
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US Government

Originally set up as a Republic, The Constitution FOR the United States of America defined a system of checks and balances among three legal bodies: Executive, Legislative, and Judicial. Upon signing the Reconstruction Act, Feb 21st of 1871, a consensus of Judiciary arts degree holding criminals undermined the will of the people by creating a corporation named The United States. That resulted in a dramatic change in title of the founding document. No longer was it a gift to the people, now the title reads "The Constitution OF the United States" (no America), the property of said corporation. Other words were redefined by the esquires, such as citizen to mean chattle/property of state, or even people could be defined as members of the US incorporated. As with any defeated government, the Union sent Ivy league carpetbaggers and secured plenty of scallywags to control state legislatures. Having lived N of M&D, they relied on social segregation as an easy means to power, passing legislation to divide and conquer the population by race. Slowly but surely, a system of compulsory education was put into place, and boys were taught by men what their future responsibilities would be, and how to deal with them. The politicians started using the Astrozorian ceremony of marriage, as another means to create a state sanctioned protected class.
Once men had a legal means of pacifying their 'human nature', the natural act of sex outside of marriage became a crime against society, eventually carrying punishments beyond capital murder. This was a strong motivator for men to leave the compulsory education system, as white knights will believe anything to justify their job/social position. Meanwhile, Marxism started a foothold in subverting the ethics of the Humanities. The same people in the US government who passed segregation, were the same to politically benefit from desegregation.
by Reality bites back March 6, 2019
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Godermän

A different way of saying "good" in Swedish
-Hur gick det på provet? ( How did your test go ? )

-Godermän
by Fettomanus July 6, 2006
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Govaries

The feminine version of gonad's. In reference to ovaries being female testicles.
"I'm going to kick you in the govaries."
by Hybridbomb November 26, 2009
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Govela

hey check out that Govela, damn i wanna get on dat
by octobermules January 10, 2011
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Glover's Syndrome (GS)

When a person that gives lightshows (with LED gloves) begins gloving without having the gloves on whenever they hear a specific genre of music that they like. This is an uncontrollable impulse which must be satisfied and usually happens without the Glover realizing they are doing it until they see all the weird looks they are getting from people. GS is not a bad thing because it aids a Glover in cleaning up some of his moves and creating new moves. Also known as a finger show, but GS is unintentional.
I was listening to an EDM track when all of a sudden about 2 minutes into it I realized my hands were doing finger rolls, and tutting. Let's just say the looks on people's faces didn't change when I explained that I had Glover's Syndrome (GS)
by TheRealDaFuzz April 11, 2013
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