Golden Grizzly

Similar to a Bear Paw, except urinating on ones hand and then slapping partner in the face.

That chick was so bad at oral that I pissed on my hand and gave her a golden grizzly.

by ChompyChompy August 2, 2008

golden cucumber

Wrap your dick in 24k gold and go to town

Not only is he rich he's also huge! Last night he gave me the golden cucumber. This morning it looked like I was pissing goldschlagger.

by Blast Nice February 21, 2018

golden gonzo

a sexual act where a male pees with his balls over the partner's eyes and the dick hanging down the nose

Yeah, I gave that slut a golden gonzo.

by laniokean November 3, 2016

Golden Asshole

A Golden Asshole is the person who pays the bills for everyone in their household.

When Warren grows up, he wants to eventually be a Golden Asshole, shitting out money to pay the bills of everyone else in the house, when they won't pay for their own stuff.

by Remove Obama July 18, 2018

golden hoard

Individuals and families fleeing densely populated areas and cities in the event of a societal collapse, looting all in their path. Most of these people will not know how to survive without a Walmart or McDonald's so they will likely pillage and loot the surrounding countryside as the cities will have likely succumbed to chaos and rioting.

I'm glad we live far enough out in the country that we'll be safe from the golden hoard if society ever collapses.

by Bigshifter October 26, 2013

golden gusher

When a man urinates inside a woman during sex and causes her to squirt all over the place while being urinated inside

Lets go back to the bando so I can give you the golden gusher baby!!!!

by BandoQieen April 27, 2021

golden hamster

When someone rectally inserts a hamster in themself. Their partner then procedes to drown the little cunt in piss.

My 4 year old daughters hamster went missing today. Chris Vinter has always enjoyed a golden hamster

by Locuk February 18, 2017