Gary

A stupid cheating, prick who thinks he’s better then everyone else.

What a cunt Gary is, he’s such an asshole, he cheated on Megan last weekend.

by Smexygal101 October 6, 2018

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Gary Glitter

1) A 70s rock star formerly known as Paul Gadd and Paul Raven, probably the best live artist ever, who had a proclivity for under age girls, the Leader no more

2) Cockney Rhyming slang for Bitter

3) Cockney Rhyming slang for Shitter

1) I always do my high intensity spin class to Rock and Roll part One written by Mike Leander & Gary Glitter.
2) Landlord I'll have two pints of cooking lager & a pint of Gary Glitter please.

3) She was aching for it last night me I gave her the Essex Handshake and the waiter took her up the Gary Glitter while she was astride me.

by Dicky Mint February 5, 2020

Gary

On first impressions some may be drawn in by this man's superficial charm. Do not mistake charmy for smarmy, self righteousness, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, pompous, brainwashing ass hole.

"What a smug prick"
"ffs you going on about Gary again?"

The name Gary is derived from the word spear.

by The Potster May 5, 2018

Gary

A smart, funny, and all around great man who is a fierce friend! Gary works hard for his family and will everything necessary to make them happy. Gary is easy to talk to and a good listener. Garys love sandwiches with pickles. He's just a great guy!

Everyone needs a Gary in their life.

by movtin78 February 3, 2023

Gary

Gary is the embodiment of time eternalism. He exudes great power in controlling space-time continuum akin to the ability of Dr Strange. Strange indeed, a round of a good ol' game of four zephyr winds with Gary seems to last for a lifetime. In other non-worldly affairs, Gary assumes a cute lil sea snail character from the cartoon SpongeBob Square Pants. Gary is also an avid music lover and his favorite song is by Niall Horan, the lyrics start with "We should take this back to my place"...

Gary is a nice guy. He makes time spent with him feel like forever. It's a good thing, no?

by hellogreatworld November 23, 2021

Gary

a guy who wears those big round glasses, a bow tie, and suspenders. he has seen Star Trek at least 24 times. His real name is like Gariel or something. he looks a lot like Flanders.

Ugh, what the hell Gary!

by man slender March 6, 2021