Google Light

The bright white light that emanates from google, used to light up the desk in front of you. Good for eating late night dinner in front of your computer.
Phil made a mess of the table after jacking off to some late night porn. If it wasn't for google light he would have never cleaned it up properly.
by Mangoninja August 15, 2008
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Google Haxor

Is a Google mirror of sorts, which has its links written in the basic Language of L33t
Acces of google haxor fallows:

1) go to regular google
2) wright google jaxor
3) click im feeling lucky... boom your their
by none85 July 06, 2005
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google cancer

What happens when you have a medical concern, do a google search and find that google thinks that you've probably got cancer.
Tom: "I've got a pain in my right hand."
Harry: "Did you google it?"
Tom: "It came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer."
Harry: "Are you sure it's not repetitive strain injury?"
Tom: "No, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. Its probably cancer."
Harry: "Ah, you've got google cancer."
by Mercks December 13, 2013
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Google Plus

Google+ is currently dominated by teenagers and young adults. We have the cult inner circles (shroomboys) and many things like that. There are lots of drama but overall it's a good place.
Alexander: *posts meme on Google Plus*
500 +1's
by BOINAENAE February 07, 2018
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Google Translate

A place where people will type stupid things in other languages to get a funny result in english. It's barely used for anything real.
๐™‚๐™ค๐™ค๐™œ๐™ก๐™š ๐™๐™ง๐™–๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™ก๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š (Google Translate)

French: jus de oof
English: oof juice
by a lightswitch + a doorbell March 12, 2019
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Google Drive-By

Having your home or property photographed by the Google Maps Street View fleet.
I would have groomed my front yard had I know I was going to be hit by a Google Drive-By.
by ropenstein December 28, 2010
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Google Daddy

When a thirsty chick trys so hard to keep her man from leaving her, she sends him googled pictures of positive pregnancy tests to keep him around
Dayum dude, this chick ive been trying to get rid of is trying to make me her Google Daddy.
by Vulgarswag September 24, 2015
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