A toy originally used by ADHD kids to keep hands busy and focused on other things, but then abused by middle schoolers to become a carcinogenic autistic weapon. These instruments of mental retardation can range from two to hundreds of dollars, and offer nothing more than mindless pacification for kids, and suicidal tendencies for adults.
Timothy's mother wiped away tears, having to sell the house her family lived in for a century in order for her boy to buy the Ultra-Lubricated, Super Spinner 2.1x Pro. Although the fidget spinner didn't seem any different than the ones at the grocery store, Timothy promised that it spun over 1,000 times per minute, making it the most powerful one on the market.
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A hairstyle in which the fringe is cut to finish well above the eyebrows, resulting in the wearer looking mentally subnormal.
"Lula used to look so hot until she got a tard fringe, now I don't know if I should date her or mop up her drool."
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Honey it's in the frodge we stopped eatting that weeks ago.
Once it's put in the frodge no one remembers its even there and it's ussually thrown away 4 months later.
Honey it's in the frodge we stopped eatting that weeks ago.
Once it's put in the frodge no one remembers its even there and it's ussually thrown away 4 months later.
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