goes down faster than wunderbed in a fistfight

Refers to somone being defeated quickly in any given competition,or to rapidly failing technology

Dude, my cable modem went down faster than wunderbred in a fist fight

by madgrad January 24, 2003

fester

A fester is someone who can be found at a festival of any type, regardless of the nature of said festival. You can identify a fester by the frisbees or nerf footballs they are commonly seen with in the parking lot of the fest.

An interesting fact about festers is that they procreate by biting non festers and injecting them with unholy fester venom. WATCH OUT!

Example:

Non Fester: Hey dude, what bands are you here to see?

Fester: Bands? Naw dude, I'm just here for the <i>fest</i>!

by Keil May 4, 2005

foser

your mom. no, really, its your mom

Nordstrom is for fosers.

by amy and maddie March 6, 2005

fester

someone renowned for thinking they're something or someone when they're nothing at all.

To do a joel

by ;) June 7, 2003

Fobster

Someone new to to the English vocabulary and literature range.

Woman: "Where are you from, sir? Can you write your name here, please.."

Man: "I from tat island of a long far away at home, I tone nau how du sbell, I got real real bore eyezight."

Woman: "Ehh... This Fobster doesn't make any sense."

by Ladgenta December 16, 2008

fosterelli

michael fosterelli. hot. plays bass. hot. is in the band Drive Drunkies. hot.

look at that fosterelli guy in those tight pants!

by rachael February 17, 2005

five footers

mexican laborers; usually in the landscape, construction, or restuarant industry.

How many five footers you have on that crew that cuts grass?

by jamie & Melanie Skelly November 30, 2007