Foot in lard

when you are fucking a really fat chick and when u pull out if feels like your penis is stuck in mud
I was drunk at a party and nailed a fat chick. It was total foot in lard with not enough lub in the world.
by .:jaxXx July 10, 2009
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Krampus Foot

Referring to the condition of a person's foot. A person who does not clip their toenails, wash their feet, and lets their feet smell, all with no shame or attempt to hide it. Feet that resemble the foot of the Christmas Krampus. A creature that looks like the lovechild of Big Foot and the Devil.
Did you see the Krampus Foot on that person?

Dude! You really need to take care of that Krampus Foot.
by Pill Collins December 12, 2009
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mob foot

A term in skateboarding in whick you land back foot first after a trick.
"Man I gots mob foot like a mo'f!"
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foot vagina

the space in inbetween ur middle and left toe on your foot.
"Dude U got a nice foot vagina, u do to my man"

"Shit! I have sand in my Foot vagina"

"youve got a sandy foot vagina"
by Steven Thomas Harvey June 01, 2006
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Camel Foot

When the vagina is incredibly loose and saggy. May be caused by excessive fingering, sex, and fisting.
Bob: oh god! is that marissa?! what happened to her camel toe?!
Fred: i dont know! I guess a year being a whore really changed her...
Bob: oh my god! look here she comes! Did you see that camel foot?!
by Fredward Wellington July 25, 2010
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pussy footing

a phrase I like to use alot.
Audra: "quit pussy footing around"
by Audra August 22, 2003
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cock foot

a cock foot is what you call a person who threatens to shove their foot up your ass
it pretty much saying that they want to shove their foot where a cock usually goes, so its saying they have a cock for a foot
you want to shove your foot up my ass, ay?
i didnt know you were like that, i mean with all the bitches youve been going out with i thought you were straight. but here you are wanting to shove your cock in my ass. you didnt tell me that you were a cock foot. you are a sick bitch.
by Wanda Heimkes March 04, 2009
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