A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.
Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."
by anontheautisticretard March 13, 2018
by efsquared May 07, 2019
by deSuperNoodle March 02, 2022
1. A person claiming to be sick in order to get out of prior obligations - to play hooky.
2. An accurate description of your hungover co-worker.
3. The classification of a weak person that doesn't know how to tell people to fuck off, so they make the excuse of being "sick"
2. An accurate description of your hungover co-worker.
3. The classification of a weak person that doesn't know how to tell people to fuck off, so they make the excuse of being "sick"
by EffTheLogic January 29, 2020
A sickness that is passed around after attending a club on clematis street in west palm beach Florida
John, “oh nahhh bro I got the Clem flu after this weekend I heard it’s going around”
Chris, “stay away from me bro you’re gonna be sick for weeks”
Chris, “stay away from me bro you’re gonna be sick for weeks”
by Suzy Swine October 24, 2023
by thefamoussswordcreator January 27, 2020