Florida Gator Fans

The most ignorant fans in college football history. Loud, obnoxious, and know absolutely nothing about football. And every year is their year.
“Beating OSU means nothing but losing to UGA and LSU means nothing. It’s out year go gators!“ ~ Florida Gator Fans
by Florida gators January 14, 2020
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Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.
By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4
by Flyassfeller10 May 04, 2021
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not so official florida day

On October 16th, anyone that has a name, you grab a pancake and throw it in the microwave. Why? I have no clue, and to the people who dont have a name. Find a microwave and throw it at a pancake.
Hey isnt it "not so official florida day"? Oh yeah!
by power surge outlet October 02, 2022
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Florida palm tree

Being pegged by a woman with a ribbed strap on
She gave her husband a Florida palm tree for his birthday
by Tattooie October 06, 2022
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Florida man Fuckfest

Men of all ages gather in a swamp in Florida and masturbate harder than ever before with the crocs and each man see who can ejaculate on the most crocodiles without getting a croc to attack
Me and all my elementary school homies flew down to Florida and had the most lovely Florida man Fuckfest till little Timmy didn’t escape when the crocodile attacked and now we did it again to honor him, couldn’t even make it past second grade
by Indian Blowhole lover January 02, 2023
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To Act Florida

After his vasectomy, I kinda expected him to act Florida for a while.
by blitzchap August 06, 2020
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Florida Mexicans

A retarded individual that will grant you free food at Wendy’s if you say that’s your name.
A kid got lots of free food from a Florida Mexicans after saying his name was Axel.
by Charliebegg69 June 15, 2022
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