Floobies

Objects free of cost (e.g. a bottle of shower gel) that you find in a loo or a bathroom, often in a hotel. Some argue this could be extended to soap and even toilet paper as, even though you are not REALLY meant to take them, what self-respecting cheapskate with OCD and a bum fetish can resist stealing WOOPS i mean.. um.. taking over the ownership of a nice roll of toilet paper. man, that was a long sentence.

Person 1: Hey, what happened?
Person 2 wrapped in toilet paper: Nothing, I just found some floobies in the toilet.
Person 1: Cool.

by CowPidgin December 6, 2006

Flooding

When blood from your menstrual flow overwhelms any tampons or pads and you end up with blood running down your legs and ruining your clothes, shoes, chairs, carpets. Usually found in pre or peri menopausal women and those with adenomyosis. Also called Projectile Menstruation

"Last night I was flooding so bad it looked like someone had murdered me in bed then drug my body to the bathroom"

by AnitaSpanking May 27, 2015

floffus

An ultra catchy sing along pop punk rock and roll band taking the long island scene by storm

Floffus is delicious

by FloF - Us December 20, 2002

floffus

a really talented punk rock band that will eventually be famous

by Kelly January 3, 2003

floffus

floffus is the best... you can go fuck urself

FloFFus <33

by floffus=god March 12, 2003

Floob

A cross between a Flume and a Tube.

OMG that floob was awesome!

by Jack of Hell April 13, 2007

floofer

A half-drunk, completely obnoxious, annoying chic.

According to Matt, floofers are girls like Kim and Kris anytime they begin consuming too much alcohol

by Kris August 11, 2004