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Filthy Crayola

Filthy Crayola (fil-thee kray-ol-a)

v.

1). The act of drawing on your partners face with a fecal covered penis...often a direct result of ensuing rectal intercourse even though she had to pinch a hairy loaf but failed to warn you.
Jane was such a skank. She wanted me to punch her baloon knot so bad...so I rooted her colon only to pull out and have skat all over my meat hammer. As a punishment, I ran my 'Filthy Crayola' across her pretty face.
by Mr. Shtumpernachenhammerstein February 25, 2010
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Filthy Judith

A female friend who displays no sexual interest until you are spoken for, at which point she will make her attraction known and pursue you for sex.
She was cool until I told her I was engaged, when she turned into a total Filthy Judith and blew me while I was driving her home.
by Johnny Rapscallion December 9, 2008
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Filthy Judith

A female friend who displays no sexual interest until you are spoken for, at which point she will make her attraction known and pursue you for sex.
She was cool until I told her I was engaged, when she turned into a total Filthy Judith and blew me while I was driving her home.
by Johnny Rapscallion December 12, 2008
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Sri Lankan filth stick

A tan, zit-covered, hooded penis belonging to the Sri Lankan son of Baba the great. Synonomous with "hooded "Z" log."
Sentence: "Surya's Sri Lankan filth stick smells like mayonase and Gouda cheese that has been dwelling in a dead Cows asshole for decades."
by Chandra's father February 25, 2005
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filthy

As relating to food: Delicious, yet extremely unhealthy and high in fat content
damn, this chili cheese dog is super filthy
by Nick January 27, 2005
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filth wizard

a person who commonly talks about disgusting things
person 1: omg look how old that women is!
person 2: arr, i'd still give her one!
person 1: omg, your such a filth wizard
by go left -feel right April 10, 2006
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Filthy Filth Mc natty

When a man grows out his pubic hairs into filthy dredlocks (hence the term natty) and has a woman suck them clean after oral sex
Person A:
damn I am the filthiest filth mc natty, there is so much crud in there that bitch is gonna have to suck it off
Person B: dammmmn
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