fail present

A gift that is a total fail and everyone knows it. The receiver obviously hates it. Responses similar to "oh, wow, this is...great... I love it...thaaaanks." are signs that you have given a fail present.
My boyfriend gave me socks for my birthday, such a fail present.
by Avenslove May 10, 2011
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Doomed to fail

A good description of Biden's presidency. Even worse than doa- dead on arrival.
Biden's presidency is doomed to fail for reasons I can't really describe here but please trust me.
by Sexydimma January 14, 2022
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epic fail

a fail so big, it's almost a win.
"dude that was such an epic fail you deserve an award"
by heylol September 21, 2011
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supersonic fail

impossible as it may sound it is a fail worse than epic fail, this kind of fail is like blowing up a building by accident, or shooting the president cos you thought he looked like the person you were supposed to shoot, or punching an 80 year old to death cos you thought he said somthing about your mum etc the list goes on
person1: did you here that news about the man that blew up his own house by accident
person2: ye he's a supersonic fail
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 29, 2009
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Epic Fail

An over used set of of words used by faggots worldwide when they dont even know the true meaning, or where it originated. Fact is, its from Attack of the Show, the sickest show ever to appear on G4. It's where they find videos from the internet and label them as epic failures... So, if you can't name where the term comes from or what it REALLY means, don't say it... because you'll make yourself look like an even bigger SHMUCK/HALF-A-RETARD.
boy: (makes motion as if he were beating the meat behind the teachers back, but gets caught in the process) girl: wow epic fail! boy: bitch please, do you even know what thats from? girl: uh no, whats it from?? boy: wow. bitch, never say that again... and who's the "EPIC FAIL" now?? yea, fuckin YOU!!
by water_pong_is_for_fags April 25, 2009
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fail cunt

Someone who generally fails at life for example, smoke weed all day or plays xbox all day without a job.
daniel - hey scott what have you been doing since you left school?

Scott - urgh what do you think? just been playing xbox 24/7

daniel - you're such a fail cunt
by maddog219 March 26, 2009
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Epic Fail

A an attemp at something that fails so badly that its epic
THAT WAS AN EPIC FAIL!
by Skleeels December 31, 2008
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