Angry Edward

After a day of hard drinking and no thinking you throw peoples stuff off a boat. Lost forever Usually resulting in an Amazon purchase for an apology

After a hard day drinking on the boat, doing dunkaroos and shots, one of my boys pulled an Angry Edward and threw slides in the river. Never to be seen again.

Angry Edward by spideyskin June 1, 2021

The Edward Cullen Effect 

An extreme form of playing hard to get where a male acts as if he respects women to make them fall madly in love with him. This often includes said male letting a woman know he is attracted to her, then will claim to be a virgin and say he wants to wait for the “right girl” . When you try kissing him, he’ll admit that he gets nervous around girls and when you least expect it, he’ll kiss you. He won’t make the first move, but will flirt with you all the time. When you try hanging out with him, he’ll cancel plans at the last minute, then apologize with an innocent smile, and all anger will immediately disappear. As a result of The Edward Cullen Effect, you’ll want to do every sexual thing possible with said attractive male.

“Look at Drew! He claims to be prude, but I think he’s just trying ‘The Edward Cullen Effect’.”

The Edward Cullen Effect by KSteinberg October 17, 2009

The Edward Cullen 

The sexual act of going down on a girl while on her period. Coined after the character "Edward Cullen" from Stephanie Meyer's "Twilight."

I was on my period, but my boyfriend said that it didn't matter to him. He gave me the Edward Cullen.

The Edward Cullen by Sandcracker January 12, 2010

pull an Edward 

When a character in a fan fiction or a TV show or book (or something) acts like Edward Cullen from the ever so popular book and movie Twilight. Usually refers to when a character is spying on someone else who is asleep.

I had my character pull an Edward... Oops. ^^;;

pull an Edward by Kamiko-chan April 22, 2009

emily and edward 

Emily and Edward would be the best couple in the world they would always stand up for each other and make love all the time they would always be together and no matter what always love each other if you are an Emily you should find an Edward.

With Emily and Edward there would always be love in the world.

emily and edward by kfusudlhfhlc January 9, 2017

Team Edward

In reference to Edward Cullen, of the Twilight Saga. People on Team Edward prefer him over Jacob Black (see Team Jacob). People on Team Edward also mostly prefer to see Bella with Edward, rather than Jacob. They also prefer vampires over werewolves (Edward is a vampire, Jacob is a werewolf).Team Edward fans are very devoted, and are a force to be reckoned with. This also goes for Team Jacob.

Twilight Fan 1: Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Twilight Fan 2: Oh, I'm Team Edward, all the way!
Twilight Fan 1: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!
*Fist fight*

Team Edward by SpunkRansom December 9, 2008

Team Edward

A parade of fanatical, deluded mutants.
The answer? Extermination.

Member of Team Edward: *is shot by tazar gun.*
Member of Team STFU: *scoops up corpse in a body bag and sneaks away shiftily into the shadows, ridding the world of giggling evil*

Team Edward by wellheytherechar April 21, 2010