Spite-eating

Eating something you don't even want, like, or need, in order to deprive someone else.

Could be any food-- dessert, or pizza, or gum.

Also applies to choking down something that is gross, in order to spite someone else, such as to throw a cooking contest.

I really don't even want any cake but I don't want Marge to have it so I'm spite-eating the last slice.

I'm spite-eating this whole bowl of Jenny's nasty chili bc Marge said hers was so much better.

by TheRealBigAl August 23, 2021

shit eating cunt

A large , unhealthy individual who usually shows physical signs of poor lifestyle choices, outwardly aggressive in tone and manner and generally unsympathetic to the needs of others

That shit eating cunt just drove over that child’s dog and laughed about it, whilst on their way home from the takeaway restaurant

by Mrs Pussywillow November 25, 2021

We be eating

It’s like a celebration when you did something like score a point, ace your test, actually be eating good food

We be eating-

YEAHHH we be eatin!!!
Ex: Joe scored a 3 pointer in basketball. He looks over to Mac and says ‘YEAHHH we be eatin’ or he could say ‘we be eatin good!!’ Because he is celebrating his dub/ W/ Win!

How to do it- * puts hand down like a plate somewhere under your mouth/ neck area. Not close tho, with your other hand go scooping motions *

by Omg pop February 24, 2020

I like eating chairs

Chairs are yummy

I like eating chairs

by mahveenisasimp June 30, 2020

I was eating those beans

Reference to life is strange when Max spills Franks beans

I was eating those beans, are you fucking insane? I WAS EATING THOSE BEANS!

by Goat._ September 7, 2021

Fat Nerd Eating Breakfast

people named “Finn Murphy” can be called a “Fat Nerd Eating Breakfast”

fid you see that queer finn today? he was such a fat nerd eating breakfast

by dance.groom3 April 4, 2023

Shit Eating Ass Goblin

An Ass Goblin of the Fecalie variety. Between 5 to 9 centimeters in height, the Shit Eating Ass Goblin eats only the shit of its host, who is most always a gay vegetarian from California. The goblin is transferred during acts of sodomy.The only cure for removing the Ass Goblin is the vaginal secretions of teenage (above 18) redheads.

Mike- "Hey, did you get rid of that Shit Eating Ass Goblin yet?"

Tom- "Nah man, its hard to find virgin teen redheads around here."

Mike- "Damn, that sucks"

Mike- "OH SHIT!, i think it just winked at me!!"

by Atromi March 11, 2009