Ear energy

The amount of energy you put into listen to someones boring story about either ther weekend or a trip they recently took.

guy 1 - Hey did you hear about that awesome trip Sally went on, she will be showing pictures of her vacation during lunch.

guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.

by NickyLags November 8, 2011

Ear Rape

My friend on Xbox Chimneytooth152

Someone who ear rapes alot

by WeAllWannaDie June 11, 2018

ear terrorism

When something annoying seeks to invade your sanity such as an announcer who repeats a phone # four times, a dog barking all day or listening to Greta Van Susterin.

Whatever it is that seeks to seriously aggravate your hearing or listening.

Jon: I can't stand listening to those commercials on the Buffalo radio. The announcer thinks were dumb by repeating the phone # like 10 times over
Jan: Bloody ear terrorism !

by Byron Whiteson II August 24, 2009

Fudgie Ears

When someone shits in you’re ear and they lick It while is falling out.

Robert loves sex but Gerard loves Fudgie Ears

by Fudgie Ears September 21, 2023

covid ear

The annoying ache behind the ear caused by a mask band. This is in the wake of the covid 19 virus caused by idiots in china.

Thanks china now I have covid ear.

by jimmybomm July 31, 2020

rock ear

The ringing sound in one's ear after attending a concert or show.

Dude1: How was the show?

Dude2: What?

Dude1: How was the show!?

Dude2: Sorry man, can't hear you. I totally have rock ear from the show!

by Spudinthebox July 2, 2007

Smelly Ear

A small pin like hole found in the root of the helix that gives off a rancid smell.

I took my index finger and rubbed it across my smelly ear and smelled it. Boy, did it smell bad.

When's the next time you're going to the doctor? We're going to tell him about your smelly ear.

by J.P. Billingsworth April 22, 2008