Someone who forgot more math than you ever knew, and who fixes problems you didn't even know could exist.
by PizzaPuntThomas July 13, 2023

I'm like Fumez the engineer
by Certifiedexeh August 11, 2023

Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) - The finance department of your average American household. May also be referred to as the finance committee, the accountant, or even hey bitch. Will object to large purchases without prior approval which may result in a change in sleeping arrangements.
So, I am looking at getting a new Samsung smartphone, but it's over $1000! I don't think the Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) will sign off on that.
by Mr_Yuck August 16, 2024

by martcraft June 6, 2018

I have a wide array of backend experience but don't hesitate to jump in on frontend projects because I am a fool stack engineer after all.
by foolin-around August 2, 2022

by Honda_Otaku December 2, 2016

He solves problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. He solves practical problems. For instance, how am I going to stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' number designed by him, built by him, and you best hope.... not pointed at you
by Melodic Whale March 2, 2020
