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Noodle Eater

Non asian women who date asian men as a way of dating up economically and sometimes depending on geography, socially. Sometimes for intellectual genes .. mostly common in Liberal cities, corporate environments, and affluent neighborhoods. Will typically choose the asian man over all if his penis is over 6 inches, has a great job and social life and doest look like a typical asian beta male (only 5% exist in the whole planet earth). Non asian men typically do not confront these types of asian men as they are typically higher value and are "affiliated".
Britni? Shes a mean noodle eater..you know she flat out said asian and white genes makes the most beautiful babies...she straight noodlin...
by PorfiRubirosa January 29, 2018
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Jello Eater

One that consomes mindless things such as reality television, junk food, celebrity magazines and silly music.

A vapid, silly and empty person.
It turned out she was a jello eater as she owned season six of the bachelor on DVD.
by hydra1970 November 22, 2011
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Cake eater

I just saw someone with Connecticut plates, what a cake eater
by Hakman1982 July 10, 2018
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Apple eater

One who eats another’s ass by shoving there face inside a females ass and eating it . It is very common to hear “ass eating season” also known as the season you eat ass, but if you are an Apple eater you are privileged enough to be considered one who eats ass all year long. Keep on eating ass!
That Apple eater is wild, he even eats ass in the church bathroom!
by Bobjames432 May 16, 2018
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Big Eater

An individual who thinks they work harder, smarter, and better than everyone else. Not to mention the fact that they love putting others below them at any given chance.
Rayyan just pushed Kurt out of the way so he could use the bicep machine and flex his muscles in front of a group of grade schoolers... what a Big Eater!
by GarPike69 October 18, 2020
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Hungry eater

Girls who are extremely eager to have a boyfriend or husband. Will go to extreme lengths to be overly flirty, overly skany, and overly aggressive to trap a man in her hungry hands. Or a girl who comes on to men strongly just for sex.
Friend: How'd your date go last night?
Guy: The girl started telling me what she'd like her engagement ring to look like, then she kept massaging my nuts with her toes.

Friend: damn hungry eaters
by Funky Col'Madina January 2, 2012
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apple eater

Someone that sucks yours balls too much during a felatio.
Girls an apple eater...she needs to focus on the d.
by Lolo2dafloyo July 15, 2019
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