Ear energy

The amount of energy you put into listen to someones boring story about either ther weekend or a trip they recently took.
guy 1 - Hey did you hear about that awesome trip Sally went on, she will be showing pictures of her vacation during lunch.

guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.
by NickyLags June 01, 2011
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ear terrorism

When something annoying seeks to invade your sanity such as an announcer who repeats a phone # four times, a dog barking all day or listening to Greta Van Susterin.

Whatever it is that seeks to seriously aggravate your hearing or listening.
Jon: I can't stand listening to those commercials on the Buffalo radio. The announcer thinks were dumb by repeating the phone # like 10 times over
Jan: Bloody ear terrorism !
by Byron Whiteson II August 24, 2009
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Ear Rape

My friend on Xbox Chimneytooth152
Someone who ear rapes alot
by WeAllWannaDie May 30, 2018
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Fudgie Ears

When someone shits in you’re ear and they lick It while is falling out.
Robert loves sex but Gerard loves Fudgie Ears
by Fudgie Ears September 21, 2023
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ear tingle

when you cum in a girls ears, and tell her a secret, and see if she hears it
last night my bf ear tingled me, i wish i knew what he said after wards
by mr.balla September 20, 2010
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magic ears

Someone who is exceptional at being able to decipher music lyrics.
I could never figure out what they were saying in the second verse of that song--you must have magic ears!
by SheCola July 22, 2011
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Smelly Ear

A small pin like hole found in the root of the helix that gives off a rancid smell.
I took my index finger and rubbed it across my smelly ear and smelled it. Boy, did it smell bad.

When's the next time you're going to the doctor? We're going to tell him about your smelly ear.
by J.P. Billingsworth April 22, 2008
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