Ear energy

The amount of energy you put into listen to someones boring story about either ther weekend or a trip they recently took.

guy 1 - Hey did you hear about that awesome trip Sally went on, she will be showing pictures of her vacation during lunch.

guy 2 - No dude once I heard her mouth open I lost all my ear energy.

by NickyLags November 8, 2011

rock ear

The ringing sound in one's ear after attending a concert or show.

Dude1: How was the show?

Dude2: What?

Dude1: How was the show!?

Dude2: Sorry man, can't hear you. I totally have rock ear from the show!

by Spudinthebox July 2, 2007

Ear CNC

Like ear rape, but it's CNC, so you like it.

Music with loud, harsh noises that make the music sound badass
Ex: Death Grips, Jasiah, jpegmafia

Ear CNC is like ear rape but good

by The_Atheist_Meme_Lord September 14, 2022

ear terrorism

When something annoying seeks to invade your sanity such as an announcer who repeats a phone # four times, a dog barking all day or listening to Greta Van Susterin.

Whatever it is that seeks to seriously aggravate your hearing or listening.

Jon: I can't stand listening to those commercials on the Buffalo radio. The announcer thinks were dumb by repeating the phone # like 10 times over
Jan: Bloody ear terrorism !

by Byron Whiteson II August 24, 2009

Disney ears

Similar to virgin ears, a phrase that suggests that the speaker is innocent and not used to hearing profanity or sexual references. Reflects Disney's notoriety for having excessively clean language and content in their films.

"Man, that hoebag is such a bitch!"
"Excuse me, I have Disney ears!"
"Sorry."

by Lauraptor March 22, 2010

Pod Ear

Terrible pain or redness in ear after having iPod earbuds in for too long.

After listening to half my iTunes Library I had a bad case of Pod Ear

by Elijah Powell February 25, 2008

Bitch Ear

When someone says something to you and you automatically hear it in some negative way. Usually effects females most often.

Girl 1: "Did you just hear what that bitch just said to me? "

Girl 2: " All she said was'nice shoes.' I think you have a bad case of bitch ear. "

by dark sohma February 5, 2015