Dutch Rub

The act of drying someone else's hair so vigorously that it causes scalp pain. Most often performed by parents on their unsuspecting kids.

"Get back in the house with that wet hair, you're not going out in the cold until I give you a Dutch Rub."

by Peapod Hobbit June 10, 2008

Dutch bros

A place where basic white girls go to drink coffee because they have no friends. They get mad about boys on fortnite and they always talk about dutch bros. They definition of hipocrite

Jessica: omg rob needs to stop posting his fortnite wins
*2 hours later*
Jessica posts on Snapchat story: OMG NEW DUTCH BROS DRINK STRAWBERRY DICK SLURPER🤤

by No name boi May 13, 2018

Dutch Cheese Factory

A sexual act wherein cheese curds are poured into a woman's anus and allowed to ferment for upwards of 3 weeks (effectively becoming cheese). The cheese is then eaten out of the womans anus along with any excrement that is bound to be there.

John had purchased some crackers to go along with the cheese that had been in Sally's anus as he had given her a Dutch Cheese Factory a couple of weeks ago.

by The Horny Badger July 26, 2011

Dutch Treat

When a 6ft Dutch Burley women with Wooden Shoes slams your Back Door with a STRAP-ON while whisteling Its a small world after all and makes you lick the Fudge Treat .

I can't wait to go to Holland Michigan and get a Dutch Treat.

by SweetNlow27 September 17, 2015

dutch fork

A sexual position involving horizontal levitation and a large amount of hashish.

I dutch forked that hoe. All night long.

by thechels January 21, 2008

Dutch cough

A fart, bottomburp, etc.

Please cover your asshole when you dutch cough.

by Hello its M D May 21, 2008

Dutch Steam Oven

The dutch steam oven is the careful art of farting while in the shower. (Mutch like the dutch oven)

Jimmy: I'm gonna go hop in the shower and dutch steam oven myself to death!

by John Handee January 3, 2009