Douchebag

Robin Thicke

No need to define douchebag, just google Robin Thicke.

by JLGoodenough July 1, 2014

Douchebag

The shittiest weakest "insult" ever by someone who is too afraid to use proper insults because they are too scared to use swearwords, or are about 13 and don't like cuss words.

Example:

Person 1: "Hey you, you are a douchebag!"
Person 2:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, if you are going to insult me, use a proper fucking insult you fucking pussy!!"
Person 1: "I can't because I'm 13 and I don't like cuss words"

by Fen_Tan_Ill September 20, 2018

Vampire Douchebag

When a girl is on her period, a male eats her out.

Jack- "Bro Josh is a Vampire Douchebag!
Stephan- "He be sucking that pussy like a vampire!"

by Dicksucker299 May 28, 2014

Douchebag

Thomas Eddison

"THE TYPE OF GUY WHO ASSUMES ALL THE WORK IS DONE AND COMES IN TO STEAL IT. WHAT A DOUCHEBAG"

by NickolaTeslaFan#1 August 22, 2022

Douchebag

Above the level of jerk and asshole, but not quite reached the level of fucker or motherfucker

wow holy jeans, way to be a real douchebag

by AwsomeBDD February 28, 2018

Douchebag

Someone with a common name and last name. Preferably Smith

Lol that dudes last name is smith, what a douchebag

by RealDude27 January 7, 2022

Colorado Douchebag

Your typical rock climbing, "not all who wander are lost", sub alpha male who's moderately pretentious & his diet consists of microbrews and charcuterie plates.

Why would you invite Rich out to the bar, you know he's a colorado douchebag.

by Yamothasleg March 6, 2021