Tennis Elbow Douchebag

A term that basically states that a person must be a douchebag if they play enough tennis to get tennis elbow, since only douches play tennis.

Hank Hill: Excuse me sir, did you get that injury playing tennis or golf?
Guy: Tennis
{Hank and Bobby Hill laugh.}

From an episode of King Of The Hill, an example of a Tennis Elbow Douchebag

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 30, 2010

inconvenient douchebag

someone who requests favours or makes demands that inconveniences someone else

barney expects me to pick him up from work at 3.30am even though I'll be asleep, he's such an inconvenient douchebag

by tiredtor September 20, 2010

fucking douchebag

sam palazzola.

fucking douchebag :
my fathherr.

a phyco mother fucker.

by whothefuckdouthink!timonebitch November 23, 2010

Dollar Tree Douchebag

n. A very irritating person.....usually a male found making passes at any female in any bar across the world. One who thinks his shit does not stink.

"Dude, that guy isn't just a douchebag, he's a Dollar Tree Douchebag. He's so cheap they wouldn't even sell him at Wal-Mart."

by Juan Montoya Lipschitz November 17, 2009

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A person who unfunny dumbasses think says offensive thing and only says they're jokes when the don't land, but in reality they were always jokes and your just the group buzzkill

That Schrödinger's Douchebag said hippity hoppity women are property and only says its a joke when I get offended.

by unfunny individual December 27, 2020

punctum douchebag

A person who makes a grand gesture of deriving pleasure from a small detail which was the not original point of the image, sound, or situation in question.

G: Did you notice the bee that landed on the wall in the sex scene?

S: Whatever, punctum douchebag!

Roland Barthes (famous philosophical and linguistic writer and purveyor of French orgasms) is the ultimate punctum douchebag.

by loiterer August 26, 2009

spazzing douchebag

someone who spazzes a lot and acts like a total douchebag. usually a jerk, has no life, mean, and brainless.

"wow Jacob E is such a spazzing douchebag!"
"i know right!!"

by mariya edgecombe December 3, 2011