using the soap dispenser

Similar to "feeding the pony", it's the action involved when you're finger-banging some lucky 'gal...

guys chatting on the bus home, post-coital
"Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it"
"You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser"
"DUUUUUDE!"

by Poppa Stuey June 25, 2014

dispense sass

To amuse others in an irreverent, spontaneous manner; to lolz

And then I will assume control of class,
And students will be free to dispense sass.

by Watson Brother January 27, 2004

Disco Dipping

Performing the sexual act on the beach or other sandy place, like the desert. But with with the addition of dipping your tools in the sands after a few strokes and push on to the end. (similar to colorful ice cream add-on)

She was screaming when i was disco dipping!

by Your freindly neighbour August 19, 2009

Soup dipping

The act of sticking your finger in your partner's ass and then put it in your mouth.

I banged this chick doggie style, and while she was moaning like a beast, I stuck a finger in her ass and did a soup dipping on her.

by Uncle Creepy March 1, 2010

dippings

An attempt at something, or trying to do something

"I'm going to wait till college till I start with my cocaine dippings"

Says Ashley

by Dar-ron June 29, 2005

Dipper

A brown person that is a F.O.B.

Common traits for a female teenager that is a dipper:
- they usually have long hair , oily braids or ponytails
- never open their hair
- don't have bangs
- wardrobe consists of aeropostale hoodies and sweatpants. nothing revealing. usually nothing flattering.
- probably have glasses, but not the nice kind

Common traits for a male teenager that is a dipper:
-short tempered , talks too much
- wears the same thing everyday
- wears matching track suit
- usually a nerd
-socially awkward
- probably has a gutti

Common traits for a dipper that is an adult:
- strict, doesn't let their kids do anything
- can barely speak English
- wears clothes from wal-mart

Dippers are EXTREMELY old fashioned.
The word "dipper" can be use to describe ANYONE but it usually refers to brown people.

The word "dipper" can be use to describe ANYONE but it usually refers to brown people.

For more information, search "FOB" under urban dictionary.

by realnigguhtalking January 1, 2012

jizz dispenser

A reference to the fact that the penis discharges semen or jizz - a play on pez dispenser.

Fred - Hey man, how'd it go with that chick last night?

Carl - Dude, that girl was jerking my jizz dispenser till it was empty.

by Donnie Darko shit on my salad December 23, 2010