decompress

Chill out, wind down

After a hard day in the office I like to decompress with a large scotch

by sordid77 August 1, 2006

December 17

National give a girl your hoodie day

Girl:give me your hoodie
Boy:why??
Girl: because it’s the December 17

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeetusthosefetuses December 13, 2019

Matt Decker

A commodore from Star Trek that went mad and lost his mind after he encountered a giant alien robot planet killer thing that ended up crippling his ship and killing his entire crew.

Finals week always makes me turn into Matt Decker.

The test Matt Deckered me.

That bitch was crazier then Matt Decker.

You look like Matt Decker; don't you know how to shave?

by CaptKirk April 29, 2010

15th december

Born to be loved and wanted

Being born on the 15th December must be wonderful!

by 15th December November 2, 2019

decofart

verb-
the art of adorning the atmosphere with "farts" or "butt burps" (as they are called colloquially) timed to release to the tune of a song.

The whole room erupted in applause and a standing ovation after Evan decofarted "London Bridge" with fully syncopated rhythms and backbeats.

by La-Queef-A December 12, 2008

December 6th

the hottest girl born alive with the secciest body and beautiful soul was born on this day, and no she is not single

person: its december 6th!!

me : oh yeahhh it’s my girls birthday! im eating her out tonight

by hotgirl.summer October 15, 2019

December 17

National give ur best friend a jump hug boy or girl doesn’t matter

Hey! It December 17 u know what that mean jump hug

by Kyle tmk December 14, 2019