David 

The nigga who takes one look on a girl and instant gets them

Person 1:how did he get her so fast
Person 2: because his a David

David by Pine3061 October 4, 2021

David 

David was sent to the people of Camelot in the year 2021. He brought lulz, salt, and Epik hacks for all to enjoy. David was described by Rob Monster and Anonymous’ propagandist spokesperson. We may never know the true identity of David, but we’re pretty sure they aren’t Neal.

And all the soldiers mounted their trusty mudkipz and prayed to David, “unintelligible…bless the cats” #WhereWeGoDavidWeNeal

David by 420Bridget October 8, 2021

David 

A person who is tall and is rude to everyone

That guy is such an asshole

Yeah his name is "David"

David by ThatOneCommunistpig November 1, 2021

David 

A black witch from Brazil who can be found on prisonpenpals.com

David: I'm a black witch from Brazil so be careful

David by Hondacf100! November 1, 2021

David 

Little middle child with neglect issues. No matter what a David will make sure he’s the center of the Cheesecake Factory making fun of his sister and her eating habits.

“David, stop being a shit head”

David by Pissypantspomade November 13, 2021

David 

This is subjective, but David is a short dude who likes to poke his head out of bookshelves. He is annoying and most definitely not flirty and attractive (yes I am attacking the other definitions). He is an uwu boy who does the finger thing all day long. As I said, this is subjective. Sorry to offend any Davids, only some are like this. By the way he is sussy.

David is an idiot.

David by blahblahblacksheepn November 16, 2021

David 

David is the sickest most badass name ever spoken by human lips. He is a fighter known to kill lions, bears, and other predators using smooth stones, and he also killed a giant motherfucka when he was like 14.

If you meet a David, make sure to befriend him, that is the most certain way to survive his awesomeness.

I met a David, and he was amazing!

David by Dirty downsyndrom November 19, 2021