jelly donut

when a man is about to ejaculate into his partners mouth, he punches his partners nose, make it bleed, and comes on her face.

I love giving the bitch jelly donuts.

by e and j May 13, 2005

Hot Donut

Something or someone that is cool or desirable. Similar to the phrase "that's cool isn't it?"

Damn, check out that porsche.. it's hot donut!

by Frank a tank September 28, 2011

Donut Stand

The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.

Similar to a carface

She's not as hot as she looks in her headshots, she's a complete donut stand.

by Hilarity Mitten October 16, 2008

Donut Viper

Noun,(m): Derivative of Donut Puncher, but with more bite.

Refers to power tops with a mean streak.

Also known to strike multiple times.

Commonly referred to as a gay man who's a cunt.

"I took this beefy guy home from the bar last night, but he turned out to be really vicious! A real Donut Viper!!"

by Cuntus Maximus & More Cowbell! April 24, 2009

Dontstickituptherobia

The fear of bending over or to be bent over.

"I can't pick it up as i suffer from Dontstickituptherobia"

by Squishmitten1973 June 5, 2009

donutception

(noun, adj, verb.)

donutception1; a donut eating another donut.

2; donut outsmarting a human
3; trickery of a donut

How dare you!" screamed the man, sitting on the huge donut sign. "You made me not eat my donut! Damn you Fury!" Nick chuckled, and whispered "Donutception, my dear friend."

by The real Tony Stark January 26, 2013

dontschlonger

When you tell a friend not to sleep with a certain girl.

Hey bro, that girl's got the herp, dontschlonger.

by Wild Unicorn November 21, 2013