Dirt Horse

An insult used when someone does something so ridiculous and/or unnecissarily painful that normal insults are inadequate.

Hey, nobody wants to ride a dirty horse.

"Dude, yesterday Tom bit me in the wenis"
"Did he break skin?"
"Yea, he's such a dirt horse"

by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010

Dirt doblin

Someone whose clothes are dirty, shoes dirty, socks dirty, draws dirty everything dirty. Looks like Pig Pen from Charlie Brown.

Yeah she got a fat ass but she a dirt doblin.

by Finger food September 24, 2016

dirt-stache

dirt-stache (n)
A "mustache" that looks like dirt above one's lip.

Oh my gosh, look at this dude. He has a dirt-stache. What a loser!

by 79xx April 26, 2017

Dirt Button

brown dirty butthole

Cover up your dirt button .

by Chavezmama May 24, 2018

Dirt Dick

When you're copulating outside, and she goes to finish you off while having dirt on her hand that is transferred to the penis during the final stage of busting a nut all over her beautiful punkass face

Present participle: when he has dirt on his dick and he puts it into a woman. She has then been dirt dicked

While she was giving him a blowjob on the rough trail, a little bit of dirt got on her hand . When she touched his penis, she transferred it thereby giving him dirt dick.

by AgoraX May 15, 2018

Dirt Squirrel

Similar to a Red Neck, a Dirt Squirrel is poor, uneducated and uncouth. The difference is Dirt Squirrel's have dirty necks and can't actually achieve a "red neck." More commonly found in the Rural southwest regions of the USA. Most notably being from Arizona. Dirt Squirrels rarely bathe. Often crooked teeth but always yellowish tartar build up and bad breath. Live in dirty, cluttered and over crowded conditions.

Look at those Dirt Squirrels over there Dirt Squirreling it up!

by wci2003 April 11, 2019

Dirt Road

To buttfuck

Hey Mike A, I took the dirt road to chocolate town with that girl from the bar last night.

by NutsTucked April 20, 2019