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conference depression 

Being extremely depressed after an awesome weekend at a youth and government conference. Withdrawal usually lasts a day or two depending on the conference. With Sacramento it's escpecially bad
Dude what's up with him
He just came back from Bob 2 and it was his last year, his conference depression is really bad
Dam that sucks
conference depression by norcalkid January 20, 2009
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postfartum depression 

When you let out such a relieving, loud, or satisfying fart that you get depressed when its finally over.
Joe got a bad case of postfartum depression after he perfectly replicated a trumpet with his ass.
postfartum depression by P-scrizzle December 17, 2015

postmodem depression 

The feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet (i.e. facebook and twitter) for a long time, like several minutes.
(A family is on vacation)
Mom: Johnny, come to dinner!
Johnny: Fucking not hungry!
Mom (to dad): What the hell is wrong with him?
Dad: He's got postmodem depression; he can't update his facebook status.
Mom: But we have only been here for 15 minutes.
Word of the Day on June 21, 2010

Postgamum Depression 

Similar to postpartum depression, the empty feeling one experiences after completing a video game.
"Beating my new game really put me in a funk."
"Sounds like some serious postgamum depression to me."

Post Olympic Depression 

The feeling of sadness, melancholy, and despair after the Olympics are over. Sometimes resulting with laying around all day moping in your house, or watching video highlights of the Olympics to cheer yourself up.
Dude: I'm gonna be so bummed after the closing ceremonies, watching the last 50k cross country ski race broke my little heart.

Brah: Yeah, I am definitely going to experience post Olympic depression when they are over. I will probably sulk and and mope for a week. Maybe I'll watch some curling highlights to brighten my mood.....

wanker's depression 

After having a wank, realising that the best scenes in the porno clip were further on.
"Hey dude you coming out?"
"I don't know really, I'm suffering from wanker's depression right now."
"Fuck sake. You and your premature ejaculation!"
wanker's depression by RougeRay March 15, 2010

End-of-Semester Depression 

That period of time around the last couple weeks of classes and during exam week where you feel so overloaded and stressed that you would rather lay in bed with cookie dough ice cream and watch Family Guy than do anything productive. This is a very dangerous condition that may result in severe loss of motivation, feelings of helplessness, poor diet, weight gain, exhaustion, and the end of the world.
"Hey, girl, are you excited for the end of classes?"

"Bitch, please, I am going through some severe End-of-Semester Depression. There is no way I can get all of my shit done."