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giro day

The day when your unemployment cheque comes through the post.
Wake up, it's giro day! What time does the offie open?
by annon123 August 28, 2006
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Day Late Friend

The scenario of this phrase is about a guy and a girl who are friends. The guy has feelings for her and vise versa, but the girl rejected the guy cause maybe she wasn't ready or she was confused. After the guy has moved on and has a new girlfriend, the girl finally admitted her true feelings to him but it's too late and thus, she's his Day Late Friend.
Jake and Mindy were best friends and they began to have feelings for each other. Jake tried to ask Mindy out, but Mindy rejected Jake even though she feels the same way. Jake moves on and finds another girl and they both got closer. By the time Mindy decided to express her true feelings to Jake, it's too late cause Jake has already moved on and is attached to the new girl and thus, Mindy is Jake's day late friend.
by Farid Singapore January 3, 2009
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slap you with a day old biscuit

Hitting someone and making them feel like they never got a chance to butter their muffin
Don't talk to me today after what you did, I'll slap you with a day old biscuit!
by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009
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National Give Head Day

You can get head from anybody on April 27 even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend it won’t matter because it’s national just ask anybody for head they won’t be able to deny it.
Him: Hey can I have head
Her:sure but only this day because it’s National Give Head Day
by National Day April 20, 2019
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National Eat Pussy Day

National Eat Pussy Day is on June 24th. People celebrate by eating girls out.
Forest: "I'm going to Christina's house tomorrow."

Emily: "To do what?"

Forest: "Imma eat her out didn't you hear tomorrow's National Eat Pussy Day!"
by Mynameisntemilylolimfr June 22, 2016
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Day Stripper

exotic dancers who work during the day and are typically less "talented" than night and weekend staff.
Bob - "Did you hear that Tom is dating an exotic dancer?"

Tom - "Really? I didn't think he could pull it off!"

Bob - "Don't be so impressed, she's only a "day stripper"."
by akrazo December 10, 2009
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Fuck school day

Oct. 30 national fuck school skip it smoke there and take a shit in there sinks cause fuck it
Yo dude national fuck school day let’s gooooo
by Small dick gang for life October 24, 2019
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