When a guy is receiving a hand job (usually a Light Bulb HJ) and he cums within roughly two seconds.
Man, I'm a Jewish girl named Steph, and I gave that guy a Light Bulb HJ last night, and he was definitely a Two Second Dave
by Luke R April 14, 2008
When things are going wrong and you need someone to blame. Dave is a fictional character on which you can reflect your anger, the universal 'baddy'. Originating from the 'Lost' episode 'Dave', wherein Dave is Hurley's imaginary friend, telling him to disobey his doctors.
In social media, #damnyoudave has been a trending topic for a few days in june 2015.
In social media, #damnyoudave has been a trending topic for a few days in june 2015.
by MrGeldof June 10, 2015
A man with a show on Comedy Central who is essentially the Carlos Mencia of black people, minus the "DEH DEH DEH" catchphrase. He's just as unfunny as Mencia, too.
Widely known examples of Dave Chappelle's "humour":
1. "DAVID CHAPPELLE?!"
"THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH."
2. "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
3. "YEAH. WHAT? OKAY."
1. "DAVID CHAPPELLE?!"
"THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH."
2. "I'm Rick James, bitch!"
3. "YEAH. WHAT? OKAY."
by Lt. Dave March 02, 2008
Dave Coulier played a professional comedian on Full House, yet he was the least funny character on the show. The Dave Coulier Effect is when someone should be/acts like an expert on something, but is actually clueless on the subject.
by Juldean Schneichek June 29, 2019
by BradenButter July 25, 2020
"I was getting a blow job in my trailer by some chick I burned for a camera, and I came in her mouth...AND SHE SPIT MY LOAD BACK AT ME...IN MY FACE....my mouth was open...I got owned and now my nickname is Hot Dave! :'( " -Dave
by payback77 March 17, 2011
The most talented guy ever in a incredible band Nirvana, but then his talent was wasted on a band called foo fighters.
by Sabiha-911 June 16, 2007