Crack-a-lackin

According to Snoop Dogg on a recent appearence on the Conan'o'Brian Show, to add preservatives to "crackin"

Everything's swell.

Conan: What exactly is "It's crack-a-lackin?
Snoop: Y'know, it's goin' down.
Conan:...that doesn't work for me.
Snoop:...everything's swell

by Tekichi January 3, 2005

Crack a C

When one cracks a C, they are opening a canned soda. It refers to the "crack" sound made by the can. Pretty funny. C stands for Cola too, incase you're wondering.

Joey: Im tired, better crack a C
Kyle: OMG, this kid just cracked a C at 5:00 A.M.
Will: OMG, 5 AM C's are a bad idea.
Joey: Josh cracks C's all the time, he doesn't sleep.

by Joey Temprile March 18, 2006

high on crack

Complete and utter euphoria -- absolute bliss for the first hit of the day.

Then, subsequently, trying desperately to recapture that elusive ultimate high, you may find yourself... stealing from your mama; all the while, chasing the dragon in the most spun-out of fiendish, criminal enterprises.

You need some sleep, buddy.

Mr. Hyde is Dr. Jekyll HIGH ON CRACK.

"I'm HIGH ON CRACK, yo!
Since we been friends so long,
I'm warning you to hang on to your billfold."

by Cholo Hellamongo October 15, 2006

monkey crack

Tainted marijuana of a poor quality.

Man, that shit tastes likes formaldehyde.

Yeah, it's fucking monkey crack. Gross.

by Johnny Nitro September 19, 2006

Crack on with the snack on!

To partake in the eating of a meal but do not wish to heat it!

The eating of potato chips.

by Lionel Spoons April 14, 2006

Crack Pussy

Pussy so good it will have you addicted.

Tina's had that crack pussy that made me spend my whole check on that bitch

by Milton poon October 27, 2016

Crack Taxi

A 2 wheel bicycle, perferably a dark color, no lights and stolen. Typically used to transport DOPE. Rode by a 100 pound tweeker, weighing less than the large backpack he is carrying. With an unlit cigerette in his mouth.

My dope dealer sent me out on a CRACK TAXI aka, stolen bicycle, to deliver a rather large amount of dope.

by PECKER HEAAD March 9, 2008